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10-28-2006, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Am I headed straight to hell?
Beautiful sunny morning in Las Vegas...ruined. I was rudely awakened by my dogs barking this morning. When I make my ass to the front door, theres a colorfully dressed old lady with her granddaughter walking away from my patio. I open it and they both turn around, smiling. A pamphlet shoved into my door fell to the ground. All of the sudden it hits me...For the 3rd time since I moved into my new neighborhood I am awakened by religious solicitors. To top that off I am a jew!! This morning I had enough. I picked up the paper and said "I don't Like solocitors, get your fucking religious crap out of my house!" And slammed the door.
Am I goin to hell? These people are lucky that I dont live in the backwoods and greet people who come onto my property with a shotgun. I know freedom of speech yada yada yada, but if I wanted to seek out religion I would go to church. To top that off I am a jew!! Either that or god is telling me that walking door to door with sexy pamphlets about my cam shows would really help out business. |
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10-28-2006, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: middle America
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I'm not sure what you're saying here, is it not okay to wake up Jews?
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10-28-2006, 01:51 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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keep your head up
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10-28-2006, 01:51 PM
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I got a visit from the cultists today as well... I just said no thanks though
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10-28-2006, 01:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Religion should be something private. You were not out of line.
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10-28-2006, 01:54 PM
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working on my tan
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My burn in hell door-knocker works great.
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10-28-2006, 01:56 PM
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I will make you galleries for a reciprocal link
Join Date: Oct 2006
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I would pull out my Glock and make them piss their pants if they woke me up. Then I would make the assholes eat the pamphlets. Religion is for losers that can't accept blame for their own decisions in life so they blame some imaginary person or force and it makes them feel better. When you die you rot in a box. Maggot food. Plain and simple.
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10-28-2006, 01:58 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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What you've done is perfectly fine.
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10-28-2006, 02:14 PM
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if they woke you on the sabbath (today) then THEY'RE fuct.
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10-28-2006, 02:15 PM
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10-28-2006, 02:17 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Alrighty then...
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