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Am I headed straight to hell?
Beautiful sunny morning in Las Vegas...ruined. I was rudely awakened by my dogs barking this morning. When I make my ass to the front door, theres a colorfully dressed old lady with her granddaughter walking away from my patio. I open it and they both turn around, smiling. A pamphlet shoved into my door fell to the ground. All of the sudden it hits me...For the 3rd time since I moved into my new neighborhood I am awakened by religious solicitors. To top that off I am a jew!! This morning I had enough. I picked up the paper and said "I don't Like solocitors, get your fucking religious crap out of my house!" And slammed the door.
Am I goin to hell?
These people are lucky that I dont live in the backwoods and greet people who come onto my property with a shotgun. I know freedom of speech yada yada yada, but if I wanted to seek out religion I would go to church. To top that off I am a jew!! Either that or god is telling me that walking door to door with sexy pamphlets about my cam shows would really help out business.
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