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TexasDreams · 10-20-2006, 04:58 PM

They've grown tired of the same old wheel...

so...

Let your pet power her exercise and fun with this cruiser and exercise wheel combination. Constructed of durable, high-impact plastic and a well-ventilated, solid exercise comfort wheel. Versatile design works in three unique ways. The car can be used on the Hamtrac Racetrack or to cruise freely throughout your home. The exercise wheel can also be raised within the car to create a stationary spinning wheel with support base. Or you can remove the exercise wheel for use as a free-standing product. Twist-lock, 2-1/4" diameter door allows easy access and keeps your pet securely inside the 6-1/4" diameter wheel. Easy to clean plastic. Comes fully assembled. Measures 6" wide x 12" long x 9" high overall. Assorted colors.

Small pets are bundles of energy. Offering your pet an exercise opportunity to release this energy is essential to her well-being and health. However, you also want her to be safe and secure. The Critter Cruiser satisfies all of these needs. Its weighted design and squat, stable construction means it will not tip over during normal use. Plus, the extra weight offers some resistance while still being light enough for your small pet to move.

The perfect complement to Critter Cruisers, Run-About Exercise Balls, or Critter-Operated Choppers (each sold separately). Made of durable plastic track sections that easily snap together to form a 2 ft wide x 4 ft long oval racetrack. Contains eight total track sections - four straightaway sections that each measure 7-1/2" wide x 11" long and four curved sections that each measure 7-1/2" wide x approximately 13" long. For added fun, connect multiple Hamtrac Racetrack sets together. Black.

Small pets need daily exercise. For many furry friends, time in an exercise ball outside of the cage is a great way to safely release pent up energy. But despite safety features built into the best exercise balls, including ventilation holes, locking closures, and ridged plastic running surfaces, other household hazards exist. While most pet owners know not to let their pet exercise on a table or near stairs, keeping tabs on these little bundles of energy can be difficult. In addition, always having to stop what you are doing to lift your small pet and her exercise ball out of a room corner can be a hassle. But by placing your pet's exercise ball - whether traditional or fancily styled - on a Hamtrac Racetrack, your pet can run to her heart's content in a fun, controlled environment free of any safety concerns.

Vendzilla · 10-20-2006, 04:59 PM

should we get the pink or the blue?

seeric · 10-20-2006, 05:03 PM

HAHAHAHAHA.

nice TD

marketsmart · 10-20-2006, 05:07 PM

ROLFCOPTER

Vendzilla · 10-20-2006, 05:12 PM

anyone want to sponsor a car?

squishypimp · 10-20-2006, 05:14 PM

thats sexy

squishypimp · 10-20-2006, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

anyone want to sponsor a car?

ill give ya $5.00 for a "full body skin"

BoyAlley · 10-20-2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

anyone want to sponsor a car?

I'd sponsor a pink one!

Scott McD · 10-20-2006, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Damn those gerbils are gonna be pimpin' in those things...

sickkittens · 10-20-2006, 05:32 PM

Those things are so bad for rodents.

HouseHead · 10-20-2006, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Those things are so bad for rodents.

I was thinking the same thing

woj · 10-20-2006, 06:13 PM

That's so cool, I might get some gerbils just so I can see them use this

notabook · 10-20-2006, 06:14 PM

Hey now, those things are fun for sugar gliders as well. Don't hate!

Spunky · 10-20-2006, 06:14 PM

Feed them more seeds!

10-20-2006, 04:58 PM	#1
TexasDreams former Miserable Admin :) Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere in Cali Posts: 4,700	I found what to get the server gerbils for Christmas. They've grown tired of the same old wheel... so... Let your pet power her exercise and fun with this cruiser and exercise wheel combination. Constructed of durable, high-impact plastic and a well-ventilated, solid exercise comfort wheel. Versatile design works in three unique ways. The car can be used on the Hamtrac Racetrack or to cruise freely throughout your home. The exercise wheel can also be raised within the car to create a stationary spinning wheel with support base. Or you can remove the exercise wheel for use as a free-standing product. Twist-lock, 2-1/4" diameter door allows easy access and keeps your pet securely inside the 6-1/4" diameter wheel. Easy to clean plastic. Comes fully assembled. Measures 6" wide x 12" long x 9" high overall. Assorted colors. Small pets are bundles of energy. Offering your pet an exercise opportunity to release this energy is essential to her well-being and health. However, you also want her to be safe and secure. The Critter Cruiser satisfies all of these needs. Its weighted design and squat, stable construction means it will not tip over during normal use. Plus, the extra weight offers some resistance while still being light enough for your small pet to move. The perfect complement to Critter Cruisers, Run-About Exercise Balls, or Critter-Operated Choppers (each sold separately). Made of durable plastic track sections that easily snap together to form a 2 ft wide x 4 ft long oval racetrack. Contains eight total track sections - four straightaway sections that each measure 7-1/2" wide x 11" long and four curved sections that each measure 7-1/2" wide x approximately 13" long. For added fun, connect multiple Hamtrac Racetrack sets together. Black. Small pets need daily exercise. For many furry friends, time in an exercise ball outside of the cage is a great way to safely release pent up energy. But despite safety features built into the best exercise balls, including ventilation holes, locking closures, and ridged plastic running surfaces, other household hazards exist. While most pet owners know not to let their pet exercise on a table or near stairs, keeping tabs on these little bundles of energy can be difficult. In addition, always having to stop what you are doing to lift your small pet and her exercise ball out of a room corner can be a hassle. But by placing your pet's exercise ball - whether traditional or fancily styled - on a Hamtrac Racetrack, your pet can run to her heart's content in a fun, controlled environment free of any safety concerns. __________________ ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

10-20-2006, 04:59 PM	#2
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	should we get the pink or the blue? __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

10-20-2006, 05:12 PM	#5
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	anyone want to sponsor a car? __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

10-20-2006, 05:14 PM	#6
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