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When I was 12, I dry humped my sleeping aunt. When I was 12, I dry humped my sleeping aunt.
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Old 10-19-2006, 01:35 PM   #1
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When I was 12, I dry humped my sleeping aunt.
I'm sure I'll go to hell for that alone.
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Old 10-19-2006, 01:42 PM   #2
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I've always wondered if she was awake and just pretended to be asleep.

She's never mentioned it and we've had a normal relationship.
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Old 10-19-2006, 01:43 PM   #3
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Old 10-19-2006, 01:44 PM   #4
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That was pretty funny
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Old 10-19-2006, 01:51 PM   #5
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Old 10-19-2006, 01:52 PM   #6
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That was pretty funny
It's true.


I still feel bad about it. I was a horny little fucker and you know...there she was....
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:17 PM   #7
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This Thread is Useless Without a Pic....of your Aunt
AILF....lol
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:21 PM   #8
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Haha that cracked me up.
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:33 PM   #9
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You didin't happen to have a camera with you at that time did you?
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:35 PM   #10
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On a sreious note if she has any money you should sue her for corrupting a minor
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:38 PM   #11
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:40 PM   #12
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You didin't happen to have a camera with you at that time did you?
No

But i can describe the experience.


I got on top of her and rubbed my penis against her vagina.

She was 26 at the time.
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:40 PM   #13
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:41 PM   #14
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On a sreious note if she has any money you should sue her for corrupting a minor
yeah, but it happened in the Soviet Union in the 80's
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:41 PM   #15
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She was wearing large t-shir & panties.

I did like 6 pumps and got freaked out that she'd wake up.
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:45 PM   #16
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yeah, but it happened in the Soviet Union in the 80's
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:46 PM   #17
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yeah, but it happened in the Soviet Union in the 80's
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, AUNT DRY HUMP YOU?

..er, wait.
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Old 10-19-2006, 07:27 PM   #18
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And what reminded you of such horrible thing then?
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Old 10-19-2006, 09:09 PM   #19
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No

But i can describe the experience.


I got on top of her and rubbed my penis against her vagina.

She was 26 at the time.
you should write erotic stories for a living that was one hell of a description.


So why you got that shit in your sig, are you seriously trying to make money promoting them ?
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Old 10-19-2006, 09:11 PM   #20
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:46 PM   #22
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I got news for you....she wasn't really asleep...that's the fucked up part about.
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:50 PM   #23
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I'm sure I'll go to hell for that alone.
I still wish I had got that close.. my aunts were HOT!!!
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:52 PM   #24
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:56 PM   #25
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I thought it was compulsory where you came from?
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Old 10-19-2006, 11:08 PM   #26
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Absolutely worthless without pics....

don't you have some recent pics so we can kind of imagine what she's like
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she wasnt asleep dude
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Old 10-19-2006, 11:22 PM   #28
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Absolutely worthless without pics....

don't you have some recent pics so we can kind of imagine what she's like
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