When I was 12, I dry humped my sleeping aunt.
 

I'm sure I'll go to hell for that alone.

I've always wondered if she was awake and just pretended to be asleep.

She's never mentioned it and we've had a normal relationship.

thanks for the laugh :1orglaugh

That was pretty funny

:1orglaugh

It's true.


I still feel bad about it. I was a horny little fucker and you know...there she was....

This Thread is Useless Without a Pic....of your Aunt
AILF....lol

Haha that cracked me up.

You didin't happen to have a camera with you at that time did you?

On a sreious note if she has any money you should sue her for corrupting a minor

you need some serious help..

No :1orglaugh

But i can describe the experience.


I got on top of her and rubbed my penis against her vagina.

She was 26 at the time.

You go to hell because of your sig.

yeah, but it happened in the Soviet Union in the 80's :1orglaugh

She was wearing large t-shir & panties.

I did like 6 pumps and got freaked out that she'd wake up.

:1orglaugh

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, AUNT DRY HUMP YOU?

..er, wait. :disgust

And what reminded you of such horrible thing then?

you should write erotic stories for a living that was one hell of a description.


So why you got that shit in your sig, are you seriously trying to make money promoting them ?

:( please see a shrink soon...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I got news for you....she wasn't really asleep...that's the fucked up part about.

I still wish I had got that close.. my aunts were HOT!!!

hahahahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I thought it was compulsory where you came from?

Absolutely worthless without pics....

don't you have some recent pics so we can kind of imagine what she's like

AILF...LOL

she wasnt asleep dude

The best that you can do to save this thread.. :pimp