When I was 12, I dry humped my sleeping aunt.

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #1

    When I was 12, I dry humped my sleeping aunt.

    I'm sure I'll go to hell for that alone.
  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #2
    I've always wondered if she was awake and just pretended to be asleep.

    She's never mentioned it and we've had a normal relationship.

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    • marketsmart
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      • Dec 2004
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      #3
      thanks for the laugh

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      • Got Porn?
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        • Nov 2005
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        #4
        That was pretty funny
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        • DatingGold
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          • DarkJedi
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            • Feb 2001
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            #6
            Originally posted by Got Porn?
            That was pretty funny
            It's true.


            I still feel bad about it. I was a horny little fucker and you know...there she was....

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            • Big Red Machine
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              • Jan 2005
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              #7
              This Thread is Useless Without a Pic....of your Aunt
              AILF....lol

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              • Lee
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                • Aug 2002
                • 2977

                #8
                Haha that cracked me up.

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                • RayBonga
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                  • Nov 2005
                  • 12164

                  #9
                  You didin't happen to have a camera with you at that time did you?

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                  • RayBonga
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                    • Nov 2005
                    • 12164

                    #10
                    On a sreious note if she has any money you should sue her for corrupting a minor

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                    • bogo
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                      • Jun 2002
                      • 1982

                      #11
                      you need some serious help..

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                      • DarkJedi
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by RayBonga
                        You didin't happen to have a camera with you at that time did you?
                        No

                        But i can describe the experience.


                        I got on top of her and rubbed my penis against her vagina.

                        She was 26 at the time.

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                        • Zuss
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                          • Apr 2004
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                          #13
                          You go to hell because of your sig.
                          I like cookies.

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                          • polish_aristocrat
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 40377

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RayBonga
                            On a sreious note if she has any money you should sue her for corrupting a minor
                            yeah, but it happened in the Soviet Union in the 80's
                            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                            • DarkJedi
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                              #15
                              She was wearing large t-shir & panties.

                              I did like 6 pumps and got freaked out that she'd wake up.

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                              • maxjohan
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                                • Dec 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                yeah, but it happened in the Soviet Union in the 80's
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                                • GrouchyAdmin
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                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 12085

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                  yeah, but it happened in the Soviet Union in the 80's
                                  IN SOVIET RUSSIA, AUNT DRY HUMP YOU?

                                  ..er, wait.

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                                  • reynold
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                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 51271

                                    #18
                                    And what reminded you of such horrible thing then?

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                                    • will76
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                                      • May 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                      No

                                      But i can describe the experience.


                                      I got on top of her and rubbed my penis against her vagina.

                                      She was 26 at the time.
                                      you should write erotic stories for a living that was one hell of a description.


                                      So why you got that shit in your sig, are you seriously trying to make money promoting them ?
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                                      • squishypimp
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                                        • Aug 2006
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                                        #20
                                        please see a shrink soon...

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                                        • Chr0makey
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                                          #21
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                                          • NTSS
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                                            • Mar 2005
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                                            #22
                                            I got news for you....she wasn't really asleep...that's the fucked up part about.
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                                            • Blingbaby
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                                              • Mar 2006
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                              I'm sure I'll go to hell for that alone.
                                              I still wish I had got that close.. my aunts were HOT!!!

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                                              • madawgz
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                                                • Mar 2006
                                                • 30509

                                                #24
                                                hahahahaha
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                                                • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 12745

                                                  #25
                                                  I thought it was compulsory where you came from?

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                                                  • Spankys Teens
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                                                    #26
                                                    Absolutely worthless without pics....

                                                    don't you have some recent pics so we can kind of imagine what she's like
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                                                    • OG LennyT
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                                                      #27
                                                      AILF...LOL

                                                      she wasnt asleep dude
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                                                      • rodney25
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                                                        • Jun 2005
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Spankys Teens
                                                        Absolutely worthless without pics....

                                                        don't you have some recent pics so we can kind of imagine what she's like
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