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Old 10-18-2006, 12:18 PM   #1
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Short must be the new fat. Men who are under 6' tall should off themselves.

I mean honestly, girls like to look 'up' at their men. They like to rest their face on our chests. They like to feel protected. They want their children to be tall and strong so they will have the best advantage.

Short and dopey fat webmasters, please explain your inferior existence.
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:18 PM   #2
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:24 PM   #3
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The pudgy webmaster army can always get a pair of these

http://www.walktallshoes.com/

Girls just hate short ppl enough already. My advice as a tall sire, do not let women know you wear these. Instant breakup.
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:32 PM   #4
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There are really short women... !!
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:34 PM   #5
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There are really short women... !!
Thank fuck for that.
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:37 PM   #6
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:37 PM   #7
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Thank fuck for that.
Until they sort of "get it" and their eyes start wondering somewhere else.

How many short girls are dating guys 6" taller than they are?

(most of them)

If I was a short gal, there is no way in hell I would allow my children to be that short. Not in this competitive world. I would choose to marry much taller for their sake.
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:39 PM   #8
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i'm 10 inches taller than my gf lol
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:40 PM   #9
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i'm 10 inches taller than my gf lol
It's good to be tall!
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:42 PM   #10
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:48 PM   #11
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"Men who are under 6' tall should off themselves."

There would be a WHOLE BUNCH of dead people then.

Australia 5' 10"
Brazil 5' 6.9"
China 5' 6"
France 5' 7.7"
Germany 5' 8.2"
Holland 6' 1"
Japan 5' 6"
Netherlands 5' 10.7"
Sri Lanka 5' 4.5"
Sweden 5' 8.5"
United Kingdom 5' 10"
United States 5' 10"
Vietnam 5' 3"

shortsupport.org/Research/international.html
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:51 PM   #12
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"Men who are under 6' tall should off themselves."

There would be a WHOLE BUNCH of dead people then.

Australia 5' 10"
Brazil 5' 6.9"
China 5' 6"
France 5' 7.7"
Germany 5' 8.2"
Holland 6' 1"
Japan 5' 6"
Netherlands 5' 10.7"
Sri Lanka 5' 4.5"
Sweden 5' 8.5"
United Kingdom 5' 10"
United States 5' 10"
Vietnam 5' 3"

shortsupport.org/Research/international.html
Hot girls date Tall Guys. The cream of the crop.

DEAL

btw, shortsupport.org/Research/international.html <--- ??? A short man advocacy site LOL

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Old 10-18-2006, 12:53 PM   #13
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what ever happened to dating someone for their personality and not their looks?
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:02 PM   #14
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i'm 10 inches taller than my gf lol
You know what I love about being tall. Short men on the streets who walking towards my way in a crowded intersection will yield to me. I NEVER have to sway my body or move out of the way. Like a shark through a school of fish.

Can you imagine some girl walking with her short boyfriend noticing this?
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:03 PM   #15
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You know what I love about being tall. Short men on the streets who walking towards my way in a crowded intersection will yield to me. I NEVER have to sway my body or move out of the way. Like a shark through a school of fish.

Can you imagine some girl walking with her short boyfriend noticing this?

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Old 10-18-2006, 01:03 PM   #16
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:11 PM   #17
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I'm 6'3 and never really thought about being "elite" as you say. You must be one ugly mother fucker or a tall, skinny stick figure to have your height as the only thing going for you.
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:20 PM   #18
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thankfully i made the cut at 6'1. That was close.
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:23 PM   #19
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:26 PM   #20
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what about tall fat guys?

im 6'4 and i weight 280lbs
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:28 PM   #21
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:32 PM   #22
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what about tall fat guys?

im 6'4 and i weight 280lbs
Don't matter. Girls know you can lose the weight. You are in the elite running!
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:33 PM   #23
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Don't matter. Girls know you can lose the weight. You are in the elite running!
You gusy are ass buddies huh?
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:38 PM   #24
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LMFAO, you're sad, go and cry to a mod about this fuckhead so you can try and be like JimTheFeind and get him banned.
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:40 PM   #25
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I mean honestly, girls like to look 'up' at their men. They like to rest their face on our chests. They like to feel protected. They want their children to be tall and strong so they will have the best advantage.

Short and dopey fat webmasters, please explain your inferior existence.
Hey fucktard, come up with some original material. OWNED already made this same post.
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:40 PM   #26
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LMFAO, you're sad, go and cry to a mod about this fuckhead so you can try and be like JimTheFeind and get him banned.

Ok I will. No I dont care, otherwise I wouldnt have posted, I would have done it.
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Old 10-18-2006, 08:20 PM   #27
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She loves so much even if I'm I'm 5 inches below your silly standard.
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