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engorgecash 10-18-2006 12:18 PM

Short must be the new fat. Men who are under 6' tall should off themselves.
 
I mean honestly, girls like to look 'up' at their men. They like to rest their face on our chests. They like to feel protected. They want their children to be tall and strong so they will have the best advantage.

Short and dopey fat webmasters, please explain your inferior existence. :2 cents:

wdsguy 10-18-2006 12:18 PM

this is my morning entertainment.

engorgecash 10-18-2006 12:24 PM

The pudgy webmaster army can always get a pair of these :1orglaugh :thumbsup

http://www.walktallshoes.com/

Girls just hate short ppl enough already. My advice as a tall sire, do not let women know you wear these. Instant breakup.

CaptainHowdy 10-18-2006 12:32 PM

There are really short women... :2 cents:!!

Project-Shadow 10-18-2006 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 11104893)
There are really short women... :2 cents:!!

Thank fuck for that. :1orglaugh

bobby666 10-18-2006 12:37 PM

i prefer walksmallshoes

engorgecash 10-18-2006 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Project-Shadow (Post 11104909)
Thank fuck for that. :1orglaugh

Until they sort of "get it" and their eyes start wondering somewhere else.

How many short girls are dating guys 6" taller than they are?

(most of them)

If I was a short gal, there is no way in hell I would allow my children to be that short. Not in this competitive world. I would choose to marry much taller for their sake.

JD 10-18-2006 12:39 PM

i'm 10 inches taller than my gf lol

engorgecash 10-18-2006 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11104937)
i'm 10 inches taller than my gf lol

It's good to be tall! :thumbsup

Doctor Dre 10-18-2006 12:42 PM

so I'm you ugh ?

TuffCall 10-18-2006 12:48 PM

"Men who are under 6' tall should off themselves."

There would be a WHOLE BUNCH of dead people then.

Australia 5' 10"
Brazil 5' 6.9"
China 5' 6"
France 5' 7.7"
Germany 5' 8.2"
Holland 6' 1"
Japan 5' 6"
Netherlands 5' 10.7"
Sri Lanka 5' 4.5"
Sweden 5' 8.5"
United Kingdom 5' 10"
United States 5' 10"
Vietnam 5' 3"

shortsupport.org/Research/international.html

engorgecash 10-18-2006 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuffCall (Post 11104997)
"Men who are under 6' tall should off themselves."

There would be a WHOLE BUNCH of dead people then.

Australia 5' 10"
Brazil 5' 6.9"
China 5' 6"
France 5' 7.7"
Germany 5' 8.2"
Holland 6' 1"
Japan 5' 6"
Netherlands 5' 10.7"
Sri Lanka 5' 4.5"
Sweden 5' 8.5"
United Kingdom 5' 10"
United States 5' 10"
Vietnam 5' 3"

shortsupport.org/Research/international.html

Hot girls date Tall Guys. The cream of the crop.

DEAL

btw, shortsupport.org/Research/international.html <--- ??? A short man advocacy site LOL

squishypimp 10-18-2006 12:53 PM

what ever happened to dating someone for their personality and not their looks?

engorgecash 10-18-2006 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11104937)
i'm 10 inches taller than my gf lol

You know what I love about being tall. Short men on the streets who walking towards my way in a crowded intersection will yield to me. I NEVER have to sway my body or move out of the way. Like a shark through a school of fish. :thumbsup

Can you imagine some girl walking with her short boyfriend noticing this? :1orglaugh

JD 10-18-2006 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by engorgecash (Post 11105065)
You know what I love about being tall. Short men on the streets who walking towards my way in a crowded intersection will yield to me. I NEVER have to sway my body or move out of the way. Like a shark through a school of fish. :thumbsup

Can you imagine some girl walking with her short boyfriend noticing this? :1orglaugh


:thumbsup

detoxed 10-18-2006 01:03 PM

you got a short dick

TuffCall 10-18-2006 01:11 PM

I'm 6'3 and never really thought about being "elite" as you say. You must be one ugly mother fucker or a tall, skinny stick figure to have your height as the only thing going for you.

mike217 10-18-2006 01:20 PM

thankfully i made the cut at 6'1. That was close.

free4porn 10-18-2006 01:23 PM

short women!!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-18-2006 01:26 PM

what about tall fat guys?

im 6'4 and i weight 280lbs

Lee 10-18-2006 01:28 PM

A fat wallet can overcome all barriers (for the record 6'4").

engorgecash 10-18-2006 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D (Post 11105244)
what about tall fat guys?

im 6'4 and i weight 280lbs

Don't matter. Girls know you can lose the weight. You are in the elite running! :thumbsup

detoxed 10-18-2006 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by engorgecash (Post 11105293)
Don't matter. Girls know you can lose the weight. You are in the elite running! :thumbsup

You gusy are ass buddies huh?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-18-2006 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detoxed (Post 11105299)
You gusy are ass buddies huh?

LMFAO, you're sad, go and cry to a mod about this fuckhead so you can try and be like JimTheFeind and get him banned.

dodger21 10-18-2006 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by engorgecash (Post 11104800)
I mean honestly, girls like to look 'up' at their men. They like to rest their face on our chests. They like to feel protected. They want their children to be tall and strong so they will have the best advantage.

Short and dopey fat webmasters, please explain your inferior existence. :2 cents:

Hey fucktard, come up with some original material. OWNED already made this same post.

detoxed 10-18-2006 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D (Post 11105351)
LMFAO, you're sad, go and cry to a mod about this fuckhead so you can try and be like JimTheFeind and get him banned.


Ok I will. No I dont care, otherwise I wouldnt have posted, I would have done it.

reynold 10-18-2006 08:20 PM

She loves so much even if I'm I'm 5 inches below your silly standard. :)


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