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munki · 10-18-2006, 04:54 PM

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.

White Zin: He's gay.

gooddomains · 10-18-2006, 04:55 PM

good list

bogo · 10-18-2006, 04:57 PM

white zin ?

marketsmart · 10-18-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bogo

white zin ?

yeah what is that...

Scott McD · 10-18-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.

Doesn't matter what i'm drinking, this is my answer anyway...

munki · 10-18-2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Doesn't matter what i'm drinking, this is my answer anyway...

Spunky · 10-18-2006, 05:32 PM

I don't agree with the good beer quote

munki · 10-18-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I don't agree with the good beer quote

You don't want to get laid?

Jarmusch · 10-18-2006, 05:39 PM

I don't necessarily drink whiskey to get laid, I must have missed the boat.

reynold · 10-18-2006, 05:59 PM

Good beer here of course.

Tanker · 10-18-2006, 06:00 PM

I had 3 beers before 1PM today and a few after!

Jarmusch · 10-18-2006, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tanker

I had 3 beers before 1PM today and a few after!

Did you get laid already?

Nookster · 10-18-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Kinda close. I like good beer, but I don't want to get laid, it just happens.

E$_manager · 10-18-2006, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

...and keeps saying that he drinks it only to taste the good taste of the beer - not to get laid.

xNetworx · 10-18-2006, 09:18 PM

If you are just drinking and watching football or ufc with your male friends, then this list means you are gay.

shekinah · 10-18-2006, 10:00 PM

Nice list. I'll take note of that!

rodney25 · 10-19-2006, 12:40 AM

I can sit on the table with all those stuff except that White Zin.

10-18-2006, 04:54 PM	#1
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Male Drinking Habits The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut. Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid. Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something. White Zin: He's gay. __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

10-18-2006, 05:32 PM	#7
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,976	I don't agree with the good beer quote __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

10-18-2006, 06:00 PM	#11
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10-18-2006, 10:00 PM	#16
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10-19-2006, 12:40 AM	#17
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10-18-2006, 04:55 PM	#2
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	good list

10-18-2006, 04:57 PM	#3
bogo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,982	white zin ?

10-18-2006, 05:39 PM	#9
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,479	I don't necessarily drink whiskey to get laid, I must have missed the boat.

10-18-2006, 05:59 PM	#10
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Good beer here of course.

10-18-2006, 09:18 PM	#15
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	If you are just drinking and watching football or ufc with your male friends, then this list means you are gay.