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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393
    #1

    Male Drinking Habits

    The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.

    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

    Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

    Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

    Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.

    Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.

    White Zin: He's gay.

    “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
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    • gooddomains
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2003
      • 10127
      #2
      good list

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        • bogo
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2002
          • 1982
          #3
          white zin ?

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            • marketsmart
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              • Dec 2004
              • 20419
              #4
              Originally posted by bogo
              white zin ?
              yeah what is that...

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                • Scott McD
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 67798
                  #5
                  Originally posted by munki
                  He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.
                  Doesn't matter what i'm drinking, this is my answer anyway...


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                    • munki
                      Do Fun Shit.
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 13393
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                      Doesn't matter what i'm drinking, this is my answer anyway...

                      “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133986
                          #7
                          I don't agree with the good beer quote

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                            • munki
                              Do Fun Shit.
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 13393
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Spunky
                              I don't agree with the good beer quote
                              You don't want to get laid?

                              “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                • Jarmusch
                                   
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 12479
                                  #9
                                  I don't necessarily drink whiskey to get laid, I must have missed the boat.

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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271
                                      #10
                                      Good beer here of course.

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                                        • Tanker
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2000
                                          • 9287
                                          #11
                                          I had 3 beers before 1PM today and a few after!

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                                            • Jarmusch
                                               
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 12479
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Tanker
                                              I had 3 beers before 1PM today and a few after!
                                              Did you get laid already?

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                                                • Nookster
                                                  Confirmed IT Professional
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 3744
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by munki
                                                  Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
                                                  Kinda close. I like good beer, but I don't want to get laid, it just happens.
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                                                    • E$_manager
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                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 13557
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by munki
                                                      Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
                                                      ...and keeps saying that he drinks it only to taste the good taste of the beer - not to get laid.
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                                                        • xNetworx
                                                          So Fucking What
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 14445
                                                          #15
                                                          If you are just drinking and watching football or ufc with your male friends, then this list means you are gay.

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                                                            • shekinah
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2006
                                                              • 8452
                                                              #16
                                                              Nice list. I'll take note of that!

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                                                                • rodney25
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                  • 7090
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I can sit on the table with all those stuff except that White Zin.


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