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Old 10-16-2006, 07:59 AM   #1
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Island Gathering Moment #1 of Many

Me, 2 Dutch boys and 4 Columbians.

Them girls. Us guys.

Party.

Curacao.

Awesome.

7am.

Spa in suite.

Fill to brim.

Dutch guy #1 jumps in with Columbian heartbeat 1 of 4.

Water POURS out of spa.

Tsunami runs out bathroon door and through suite.

Dutch guys #2 with Columbian heartbeat 2 of 4 freak out.

Token Australian guy (me) leaps up from lounge, tossing Columbian heartbeats 3 and 4 of 4 onto floor.

Token bounds to bathroom and builds dyke at door with al possible towels.

Irony factor that CuriousToyBoy flies 9000 miles to build dyke for 2 guys from Holland ?

Priceless.

Fuck Mastercard.

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Old 10-16-2006, 08:13 AM   #2
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Old 10-16-2006, 08:33 AM   #3
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OMG I just spit coffee all over my screen.

Thank god I wore my corset for I think my sides have just split.

I'm rofling all over the place.

Seriously, I guess it was one of those 'you had to be there' moments.
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Old 10-16-2006, 08:42 AM   #4
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OMG I just spit coffee all over my screen.

Thank god I wore my corset for I think my sides have just split.

I'm rofling all over the place.

Seriously, I guess it was one of those 'you had to be there' moments.
My first thought....

Where the fuck is the surfboard.

Watching it wash over the carpet at 4 inches high was simply fucking hilarious.

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Old 10-16-2006, 09:06 AM   #5
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Oh please stop. A little bit of pee just came out during one of my rofls.
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Old 10-16-2006, 09:10 AM   #6
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lol, too funny
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Old 10-16-2006, 01:06 PM   #7
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Old 10-16-2006, 01:09 PM   #8
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Old 10-16-2006, 01:32 PM   #9
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Halfway through the story I was expecting you to say that you did a cannonball into the already full tub

Now that would have been something...
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Old 10-16-2006, 01:35 PM   #10
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I love your stories Lindsey when are you coming back to stay with us!
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Old 10-16-2006, 01:48 PM   #11
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ha ha ha!!! I read that in your voice and couldn't stop smiling.
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:34 PM   #12
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Now that is what the dutch call outsourcing...
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:39 PM   #13
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we're you wearing your pirate hat?
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:46 PM   #14
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that is funny

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Old 10-16-2006, 03:59 PM   #15
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did you get to stick your fingers in any dykes?
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Old 10-16-2006, 05:01 PM   #16
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Halfway through the story I was expecting you to say that you did a cannonball into the already full tub

Now that would have been something...
I was figuring on something like that too.

Token grabs colombians #3 & #4 & throws them into tub.
more water spill. Token jumps in. more water spills. type of thing
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Old 10-16-2006, 05:10 PM   #17
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i told you the atv mishap was on you.... weird shit just follows you, my friend
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:04 PM   #18
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Heheheheheheh.

This place is a parody of itself.
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:26 PM   #19
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Another memorable moment there for sure..
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:37 PM   #20
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Pictures!! Pictures!!

How can there be a Toyboy event without pictures??

Where was JFK ??
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:46 PM   #21
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Your too funny Lyndsay!!! I wish I could have seen this one..
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Old 10-16-2006, 07:33 PM   #22
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i don't often do this, linds...but i just read this post to mom and tev....they are still laughing.
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Old 10-16-2006, 07:35 PM   #23
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Old 10-16-2006, 07:36 PM   #24
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Old 10-16-2006, 08:03 PM   #25
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i don't often do this, linds...but i just read this post to mom and tev....they are still laughing.
He he he

Yep. My life of crazy, weird shit happening continues.

I still laugh out loud thinking about it !!

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I've got your voice down perfect (ask John)...and I just read that story to my girlfriend in your voice...she's laughing hysterically
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Old 10-16-2006, 08:08 PM   #27
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Old 10-16-2006, 08:09 PM   #28
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Old 10-16-2006, 08:38 PM   #29
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I've got your voice down perfect (ask John)...and I just read that story to my girlfriend in your voice...she's laughing hysterically
i do a neat version of him saying AWESOME...lol
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:15 AM   #31
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He he he

Yep. My life of crazy, weird shit happening continues.

I still laugh out loud thinking about it !!

It was the wording.

Priceless.

Fuck Mastercard.

We could literally hear the delivery!
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:13 PM   #32
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