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Crazy Aussie Bastard
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![]() Me, 2 Dutch boys and 4 Columbians.
Them girls. Us guys. Party. Curacao. Awesome. 7am. Spa in suite. Fill to brim. Dutch guy #1 jumps in with Columbian heartbeat 1 of 4. Water POURS out of spa. Tsunami runs out bathroon door and through suite. Dutch guys #2 with Columbian heartbeat 2 of 4 freak out. Token Australian guy (me) leaps up from lounge, tossing Columbian heartbeats 3 and 4 of 4 onto floor. Token bounds to bathroom and builds dyke at door with al possible towels. Irony factor that CuriousToyBoy flies 9000 miles to build dyke for 2 guys from Holland ? Priceless. Fuck Mastercard. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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gotta love the dutchies
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OMG I just spit coffee all over my screen.
Thank god I wore my corset for I think my sides have just split. I'm rofling all over the place. Seriously, I guess it was one of those 'you had to be there' moments. |
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Where the fuck is the surfboard. Watching it wash over the carpet at 4 inches high was simply fucking hilarious. ![]()
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Oh please stop. A little bit of pee just came out during one of my rofls.
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lol, too funny
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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CTB is crazy
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making it rain
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Halfway through the story I was expecting you to say that you did a cannonball into the already full tub
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I love your stories Lindsey when are you coming back to stay with us!
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Spread The Pink!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: TrampStampStudios.com
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ha ha ha!!! I read that in your voice and couldn't stop smiling.
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Now that is what the dutch call outsourcing...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we're you wearing your pirate hat? |
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I guarantee it
Join Date: May 2005
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that is funny
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did you get to stick your fingers in any dykes?
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Token grabs colombians #3 & #4 & throws them into tub. more water spill. Token jumps in. more water spills. type of thing ![]()
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Keep It Juicy!
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i told you the atv mishap was on you.... weird shit just follows you, my friend
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Heheheheheheh.
This place is a parody of itself. |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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Another memorable moment there for sure..
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Pictures!! Pictures!!
How can there be a Toyboy event without pictures?? Where was JFK ??
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Your too funny Lyndsay!!! I wish I could have seen this one..
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i don't often do this, linds...but i just read this post to mom and tev....they are still laughing.
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daaammm....
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We Gittin Moooneeyyyy
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Yep. My life of crazy, weird shit happening continues. I still laugh out loud thinking about it !! ![]() ![]()
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I've got your voice down perfect (ask John)...and I just read that story to my girlfriend in your voice...she's laughing hysterically
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Columbian girls are the hottest Latinas, hands down.
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never been to Curacao
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BACON BACON BACON
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i do a neat version of him saying AWESOME...lol
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Don't ever forget the pics!!!
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Priceless. Fuck Mastercard. We could literally hear the delivery!
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Crazy Aussie Bastard
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