Me, 2 Dutch boys and 4 Columbians.
Them girls. Us guys.
Party.
Curacao.
Awesome.
7am.
Spa in suite.
Fill to brim.
Dutch guy #1 jumps in with Columbian heartbeat 1 of 4.
Water POURS out of spa.
Tsunami runs out bathroon door and through suite.
Dutch guys #2 with Columbian heartbeat 2 of 4 freak out.
Token Australian guy (me) leaps up from lounge, tossing Columbian heartbeats 3 and 4 of 4 onto floor.
Token bounds to bathroom and builds dyke at door with al possible towels.
Irony factor that CuriousToyBoy flies 9000 miles to build dyke for 2 guys from Holland ?
Priceless.
Fuck Mastercard.
