How to drink vodka and stay sober - GoFuckYourself.com

Jarmusch · 10-17-2006, 02:44 AM

Doing this 1 hour before drinking will get you through the 1st bottle of vodka without getting drunk:

1. Eat a couple of boiled potatoes.
2. Drinks one or two raw eggs.
3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.

Everything explained more in-depth here:
How to drink vodka and stay sober

DarkJedi · 10-17-2006, 02:48 AM

I thought the point of drinking vodka was to get drunk.

?

gooddomains · 10-17-2006, 02:50 AM

that makes me throw up even without drinking anything

Jarmusch · 10-17-2006, 02:50 AM

You can get drunk on the 2nd bottle.

DarkJedi · 10-17-2006, 02:51 AM

How it works: Oil envelops your stomach and prevents vodka from getting into your bloodstream.

When oil finally gets digested, vodka will hit you like a ton of bricks.

Scott McD · 10-17-2006, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I thought the point of drinking vodka was to get drunk.

?

Yeah, drinking vodka ans staying sober = pointless

Jarmusch · 10-17-2006, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Yeah, drinking vodka ans staying sober = pointless

Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.

DarkJedi · 10-17-2006, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.

99% of what is written on the link you posted is bullshit.

Russians can drink so much vodka because they're tough motherfuckers.

After Shock Media · 10-17-2006, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

How it works: Oil envelops your stomach and prevents vodka from getting into your bloodstream.

When oil finally gets digested, vodka will hit you like a ton of bricks.

What about your intestinal areas?
Oh and umm most oils are alcohol soluable.

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

99% of what is written on the link you posted is bullshit.

Russians can drink so much vodka because they're tough motherfuckers.

I will not doubt you about what you say about that link.
Though I will say russians can drink so much vodka cause they are used to it, and many are raging alcoholics who die in their mid 40's early 50's.

bizarredollars · 10-17-2006, 03:17 AM

The only time I need to stay sober when drinking vodka is when I meet russian webmasters.. it is the custom to drink.. other than that, I drink to get drunk, otherwise, I will stick to water.

bobby666 · 10-17-2006, 03:20 AM

i prefer to drink just one bottle,without any helpers

Elixir · 10-17-2006, 03:41 AM

russian webmasters know the secret

dissipate · 10-17-2006, 03:44 AM

Why the hell would i drink vodka if i didnt want to get drunk? It's like masterbating without the payoff.

Jarmusch · 10-17-2006, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

Why the hell would i drink vodka if i didnt want to get drunk?

To win a drinking contest perhaps.

reynold · 10-17-2006, 09:03 PM

Looks like a killer diarrhea afterwards..

squishypimp · 10-17-2006, 09:06 PM

why drink if you cant get drunk?

BusterBunny · 10-17-2006, 09:06 PM

what after shock said....

shekinah · 10-17-2006, 09:42 PM

Really? Will think of that later, but surely I'll try to do it hehe

UniversalPassLorence · 10-17-2006, 10:43 PM

Why do you want to stay sober when you drink ?

The whole purpose for me is to catch a buzzzzzzzzz

Babagirls · 10-17-2006, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gooddomains

that makes me throw up even without drinking anything

thank you!!

btw, if anyone believes that downing a whole bottle of vodka wont get you drunk, is just asking for it. depending on the size of the bottle, you could easily die from alchohol poisoning.

CaptainHowdy · 10-17-2006, 11:17 PM

Why would I want to drink to vodka to stay sober ??

OG LennyT · 10-17-2006, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.

they drink so much, so easily, because repetition=tolerance

rodney25 · 10-17-2006, 11:37 PM

Thanks for the tips, but I'd rather hit the floor than follow that list.

Yon Plunt · 10-17-2006, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.

Bullshit. They can do it because of YEARS of practice! I know. Been there, done that.

calibra · 10-18-2006, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Doing this 1 hour before drinking will get you through the 1st bottle of vodka without getting drunk:

1. Eat a couple of boiled potatoes.
2. Drinks one or two raw eggs.
3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.

Everything explained more in-depth here:
How to drink vodka and stay sober

You can do it much easier: eat a lot of heavy food when you drink vodka.

e-god · 10-18-2006, 12:38 AM

3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.
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That may cause a death then you drink too much, there was an accident couple months ago then teenage tried this, he drinked a lot and died.

Sta$h · 10-18-2006, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

thank you!!

btw, if anyone believes that downing a whole bottle of vodka wont get you drunk, is just asking for it. depending on the size of the bottle, you could easily die from alchohol poisoning.

0.7 litrу bottle of vodka and i can go home on my own feets

lol without any prepairs

1 litre bottle and i can fall asleep in 4-5 hours after that on table

The main thing to drink alot and be not drank - regular training

woj · 10-18-2006, 01:20 AM

Unless you know what you are doing, I wouldn't recommend playing "I'm tough, I can drink half a bottle of vodka and not get drunk" game... you can drink 10 shots, and not feel shit, then all of a sudden it hits you, and you better hope you didn't over do it or you will puke all over yourself, end up in a hospital or even dead...

Jarmusch · 10-18-2006, 08:03 AM

There's more to this than what I wrote in the 1st post.

If someone bothers to read the article they'll see they eat certain foods in between shots and follow some other 'rituals' including a cold beer early in the morning after.

polle54 · 10-18-2006, 08:06 AM

LOL

you advice goes on creating a boble so the vodka never hit's the blood and then the liver... however you can die of that technique so proceed with caution.

and another thing it's kinda pointless...

Abyss_Vee · 10-18-2006, 08:17 AM

i wish i got drunk off of 1 shot

SxDx · 10-18-2006, 08:25 AM

yeah....what would be the point in that? I drink because I want to get fucked up...not to see how much I can drink and still stay sober.

cranki · 10-18-2006, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

When oil finally gets digested, vodka will hit you like a ton of bricks.

oooohhhhhh yeah....

hzoltan · 10-18-2006, 08:32 AM

why should I pay for a 2nd bottle if I can get drunk from the first one?

BTW most of us could drink a 0,7 bottle of vodka (good quality) without puke or any bigger problems, I'm sure about it

eat 3 cheeseburgers this is my advice

NinjaSteve · 10-18-2006, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

why drink if you cant get drunk?

damn right!!!

Jarmusch · 10-18-2006, 01:49 PM

Bunch of newbie drinkers in this thread.

Sosa · 10-18-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

Unless you know what you are doing, I wouldn't recommend playing "I'm tough, I can drink half a bottle of vodka and not get drunk" game... you can drink 10 shots, and not feel shit, then all of a sudden it hits you, and you better hope you didn't over do it or you will puke all over yourself, end up in a hospital or even dead...

Very well said

bastardsquad · 10-18-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by gooddomains

that makes me throw up even without drinking anything

i was thinking the same thing...sounds like a bad night to start with before you even get to the drinking...

High Plains Drifter · 10-18-2006, 02:51 PM

A couple rails of coke will accomplish the same thing.

10-17-2006, 02:44 AM	#1
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,479	How to drink vodka and stay sober Doing this 1 hour before drinking will get you through the 1st bottle of vodka without getting drunk: 1. Eat a couple of boiled potatoes. 2. Drinks one or two raw eggs. 3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do. Everything explained more in-depth here: How to drink vodka and stay sober

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bizarredollars Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: bizarredollars.com Posts: 1,582	The only time I need to stay sober when drinking vodka is when I meet russian webmasters.. it is the custom to drink.. other than that, I drink to get drunk, otherwise, I will stick to water. __________________ [email protected] icq: 205-252-550

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	How it works: Oil envelops your stomach and prevents vodka from getting into your bloodstream. When oil finally gets digested, vodka will hit you like a ton of bricks.

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e-god Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: BabeLand Posts: 1,738	3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do. -- That may cause a death then you drink too much, there was an accident couple months ago then teenage tried this, he drinked a lot and died. __________________

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woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	Unless you know what you are doing, I wouldn't recommend playing "I'm tough, I can drink half a bottle of vodka and not get drunk" game... you can drink 10 shots, and not feel shit, then all of a sudden it hits you, and you better hope you didn't over do it or you will puke all over yourself, end up in a hospital or even dead... __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

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Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,479	There's more to this than what I wrote in the 1st post. If someone bothers to read the article they'll see they eat certain foods in between shots and follow some other 'rituals' including a cold beer early in the morning after.

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polle54 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Beach Posts: 4,626	LOL you advice goes on creating a boble so the vodka never hit's the blood and then the liver... however you can die of that technique so proceed with caution. and another thing it's kinda pointless... __________________ ICQ# 143561781

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10-18-2006, 01:49 PM	#36
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,479	Bunch of newbie drinkers in this thread.

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High Plains Drifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ♠ ♣ ♥ Posts: 2,341	A couple rails of coke will accomplish the same thing.