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Jarmusch 10-17-2006 02:44 AM

How to drink vodka and stay sober
 
Doing this 1 hour before drinking will get you through the 1st bottle of vodka without getting drunk:

1. Eat a couple of boiled potatoes.
2. Drinks one or two raw eggs.
3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.

Everything explained more in-depth here:
How to drink vodka and stay sober

:glugglug

DarkJedi 10-17-2006 02:48 AM

I thought the point of drinking vodka was to get drunk.

?

gooddomains 10-17-2006 02:50 AM

that makes me throw up even without drinking anything

Jarmusch 10-17-2006 02:50 AM

You can get drunk on the 2nd bottle.

DarkJedi 10-17-2006 02:51 AM

How it works: Oil envelops your stomach and prevents vodka from getting into your bloodstream.

When oil finally gets digested, vodka will hit you like a ton of bricks.

Scott McD 10-17-2006 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11093153)
I thought the point of drinking vodka was to get drunk.

?

Yeah, drinking vodka ans staying sober = pointless :2 cents:

Jarmusch 10-17-2006 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 11093166)
Yeah, drinking vodka ans staying sober = pointless :2 cents:

Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.

DarkJedi 10-17-2006 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 11093170)
Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.

99% of what is written on the link you posted is bullshit.


Russians can drink so much vodka because they're tough motherfuckers.

After Shock Media 10-17-2006 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11093164)
How it works: Oil envelops your stomach and prevents vodka from getting into your bloodstream.

When oil finally gets digested, vodka will hit you like a ton of bricks.

What about your intestinal areas?
Oh and umm most oils are alcohol soluable.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11093172)
99% of what is written on the link you posted is bullshit.


Russians can drink so much vodka because they're tough motherfuckers.

I will not doubt you about what you say about that link.
Though I will say russians can drink so much vodka cause they are used to it, and many are raging alcoholics who die in their mid 40's early 50's.

bizarredollars 10-17-2006 03:17 AM

The only time I need to stay sober when drinking vodka is when I meet russian webmasters.. it is the custom to drink.. other than that, I drink to get drunk, otherwise, I will stick to water.

bobby666 10-17-2006 03:20 AM

i prefer to drink just one bottle,without any helpers

Elixir 10-17-2006 03:41 AM

russian webmasters know the secret :)

dissipate 10-17-2006 03:44 AM

Why the hell would i drink vodka if i didnt want to get drunk? It's like masterbating without the payoff.

Jarmusch 10-17-2006 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 11093284)
Why the hell would i drink vodka if i didnt want to get drunk?

To win a drinking contest perhaps. :pimp

reynold 10-17-2006 09:03 PM

Looks like a killer diarrhea afterwards.. :1orglaugh

squishypimp 10-17-2006 09:06 PM

why drink if you cant get drunk?

BusterBunny 10-17-2006 09:06 PM

what after shock said....

shekinah 10-17-2006 09:42 PM

Really? Will think of that later, but surely I'll try to do it hehe

UniversalPassLorence 10-17-2006 10:43 PM

Why do you want to stay sober when you drink ?

The whole purpose for me is to catch a buzzzzzzzzz
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Babagirls 10-17-2006 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains (Post 11093159)
that makes me throw up even without drinking anything

thank you!!

btw, if anyone believes that downing a whole bottle of vodka wont get you drunk, is just asking for it. depending on the size of the bottle, you could easily die from alchohol poisoning.

CaptainHowdy 10-17-2006 11:17 PM

Why would I want to drink to vodka to stay sober ??

OG LennyT 10-17-2006 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 11093170)
Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.

they drink so much, so easily, because repetition=tolerance

rodney25 10-17-2006 11:37 PM

Thanks for the tips, but I'd rather hit the floor than follow that list. :)

Yon Plunt 10-17-2006 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 11093170)
Well, this it how they can drink so much vodka in Russia.

Bullshit. They can do it because of YEARS of practice! I know. Been there, done that.

calibra 10-18-2006 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 11093138)
Doing this 1 hour before drinking will get you through the 1st bottle of vodka without getting drunk:

1. Eat a couple of boiled potatoes.
2. Drinks one or two raw eggs.
3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.

Everything explained more in-depth here:
How to drink vodka and stay sober

:glugglug

You can do it much easier: eat a lot of heavy food when you drink vodka.

e-god 10-18-2006 12:38 AM

3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.
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That may cause a death then you drink too much, there was an accident couple months ago then teenage tried this, he drinked a lot and died.

Sta$h 10-18-2006 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls (Post 11100485)
thank you!!

btw, if anyone believes that downing a whole bottle of vodka wont get you drunk, is just asking for it. depending on the size of the bottle, you could easily die from alchohol poisoning.


0.7 litrу bottle of vodka and i can go home on my own feets :) lol without any prepairs :)

1 litre bottle and i can fall asleep in 4-5 hours after that on table :)


The main thing to drink alot and be not drank - regular training :thumbsup

woj 10-18-2006 01:20 AM

Unless you know what you are doing, I wouldn't recommend playing "I'm tough, I can drink half a bottle of vodka and not get drunk" game... you can drink 10 shots, and not feel shit, then all of a sudden it hits you, and you better hope you didn't over do it or you will puke all over yourself, end up in a hospital or even dead...

Jarmusch 10-18-2006 08:03 AM

There's more to this than what I wrote in the 1st post.

If someone bothers to read the article they'll see they eat certain foods in between shots and follow some other 'rituals' including a cold beer early in the morning after. :error

polle54 10-18-2006 08:06 AM

LOL

you advice goes on creating a boble so the vodka never hit's the blood and then the liver... however you can die of that technique so proceed with caution.

and another thing it's kinda pointless...

Abyss_Vee 10-18-2006 08:17 AM

i wish i got drunk off of 1 shot

SxDx 10-18-2006 08:25 AM

yeah....what would be the point in that? I drink because I want to get fucked up...not to see how much I can drink and still stay sober.

cranki 10-18-2006 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11093164)
When oil finally gets digested, vodka will hit you like a ton of bricks.

oooohhhhhh yeah.... :Oh crap

hzoltan 10-18-2006 08:32 AM

why should I pay for a 2nd bottle if I can get drunk from the first one? :)
BTW most of us could drink a 0,7 bottle of vodka (good quality) without puke or any bigger problems, I'm sure about it :)
eat 3 cheeseburgers this is my advice :thumbsup

NinjaSteve 10-18-2006 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp (Post 11099749)
why drink if you cant get drunk?


damn right!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Jarmusch 10-18-2006 01:49 PM

Bunch of newbie drinkers in this thread.

Sosa 10-18-2006 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 11101203)
Unless you know what you are doing, I wouldn't recommend playing "I'm tough, I can drink half a bottle of vodka and not get drunk" game... you can drink 10 shots, and not feel shit, then all of a sudden it hits you, and you better hope you didn't over do it or you will puke all over yourself, end up in a hospital or even dead...

Very well said :)

bastardsquad 10-18-2006 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gooddomains (Post 11093159)
that makes me throw up even without drinking anything

i was thinking the same thing...sounds like a bad night to start with before you even get to the drinking... :( :Oh crap :(

High Plains Drifter 10-18-2006 02:51 PM

A couple rails of coke will accomplish the same thing.


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