How do I tell how heavy a page is? - GoFuckYourself.com

Marcus · 07-03-2002, 07:02 PM

Is there a way I can run a page through a script and have it tell me how long it will take a dial-up user to fully load the page?

Jak · 07-03-2002, 07:14 PM

Try http://www.netmechanic.com/toolbox/html-code.htm

- Jak

Scootermuze · 07-03-2002, 07:15 PM

This could tell you

jimmyf · 07-03-2002, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by Marcus
Is there a way I can run a page through a script and have it tell me how long it will take a dial-up user to fully load the page?

I guess I could tell you as I have a dialup and cable modem

mjrools23 · 07-03-2002, 07:24 PM

put it on a scale

Marcus · 07-03-2002, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Jak
Try http://www.netmechanic.com/toolbox/html-code.htm

- Jak

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perfect thanks

37.65 seconds on a 56k ... :(

jimmyf · 07-03-2002, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by mjrools23
put it on a scale

Hey watch it... I was in the Scale business for 30 years and do not recall ever seeing one that would weigh load time of web page with dialup... Well if I think about it maybe you could if you did not get it above center of gravity.. and you had the proper range line on the scale... must not forget moment weights.. as that would make the range closed and then you could weigh a nats ass on it because it would be ultra sensitive.
Me I'd go with a forced restoration balance you might have better luck... let me know how it comes out...

I think maybe you are blowing in the wind....

goddab mi · 07-03-2002, 07:58 PM

I think it matters most if this is a male or female page. I read that the pages for US Congress are 52 kilos for female, and 65 kilos for the males, but I believe this is average that the KGB find, or maybe only a novel will tell this for fact

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goddab mi Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Riga, Latvia Posts: 172	I think it matters most if this is a male or female page. I read that the pages for US Congress are 52 kilos for female, and 65 kilos for the males, but I believe this is average that the KGB find, or maybe only a novel will tell this for fact