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Marcus 07-03-2002 07:02 PM

How do I tell how heavy a page is?
 
Is there a way I can run a page through a script and have it tell me how long it will take a dial-up user to fully load the page?

Jak 07-03-2002 07:14 PM

Try http://www.netmechanic.com/toolbox/html-code.htm

- Jak

Scootermuze 07-03-2002 07:15 PM

This could tell you

jimmyf 07-03-2002 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
Is there a way I can run a page through a script and have it tell me how long it will take a dial-up user to fully load the page?
I guess I could tell you as I have a dialup and cable modem

mjrools23 07-03-2002 07:24 PM

put it on a scale

Marcus 07-03-2002 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jak
Try http://www.netmechanic.com/toolbox/html-code.htm

- Jak

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perfect thanks

37.65 seconds on a 56k ... :(

jimmyf 07-03-2002 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mjrools23
put it on a scale
Hey watch it... I was in the Scale business for 30 years and do not recall ever seeing one that would weigh load time of web page with dialup... Well if I think about it maybe you could if you did not get it above center of gravity.. and you had the proper range line on the scale... must not forget moment weights.. as that would make the range closed and then you could weigh a nats ass on it because it would be ultra sensitive.
Me I'd go with a forced restoration balance you might have better luck... let me know how it comes out...:helpme

I think maybe you are blowing in the wind....:winkwink:

goddab mi 07-03-2002 07:58 PM

I think it matters most if this is a male or female page. I read that the pages for US Congress are 52 kilos for female, and 65 kilos for the males, but I believe this is average that the KGB find, or maybe only a novel will tell this for fact


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