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jimthefiend · 10-15-2006, 05:55 AM

That's right folks.

He hit me up recently whining about how people keep bashing him for being a surfer. He asked if there was ANYTHING at all that a worthless gimp such as himself could do to contribute to the industry.

After some heavy discussion we came up with this idea.

Send 10 sales to Lavish Cash today and you will win an all expense paid trip to the parking lot behind the Alley Cat bar in Indianapolis, Indiana. Once you arrive, you will find Squishypimp waiting for you next to the big green dumpster (the one that smells like grease and vomit). A photographer will be on hand to shoot you taking a big steaming piss on Squishys face.

So get those links up and let's roll.

tenderobject · 10-15-2006, 06:14 AM

hahaha jim!!! this thread is awesome

jimthefiend · 10-15-2006, 06:15 AM

Congrats to the Winners!!!

jimthefiend · 10-15-2006, 06:15 AM

Great promo!!!

fris · 10-15-2006, 06:54 AM

are any of these crappy sites even exclusive?

tell us why we should send to this crappy program instead of quality programs like tcg, nastydollars, topbucks.

jimthefiend · 10-15-2006, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

are any of these crappy sites even exclusive?

tell us why we should send to this crappy program instead of quality programs like tcg, nastydollars, topbucks.

When you get some traffic, lemme know fat boy. We'll talk.

Elixir · 10-15-2006, 07:22 AM

Congrats to the Winners!

sharp · 10-15-2006, 08:02 AM

hahahaha

fris · 10-15-2006, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

When you get some traffic, lemme know fat boy. We'll talk.

dont belive me hit up laura lee yourself, and tell her i send them no traffic.

Violetta · 10-15-2006, 09:59 AM

Who else can I piss on? I want a duo

DarkJedi · 10-15-2006, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Send 10 sales to Lavish Cash today...

Why would anyone waste their traffic on this stinking pile of shit?

fris · 10-15-2006, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Why would anyone waste their traffic on this stinking pile of shit?

squishypimp · 10-15-2006, 12:58 PM

SQUISHYPIMP DOES NOT ENDORSE THIS PROMOTION AT ALL.

LAWSUIT WILL BE FILED IF JIMTHEFIEND DOES NOT RECANT HIS PROMOTION.

SQUISHYPIMP IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF SQUISHY ENT. INC.

LOL

fris · 10-15-2006, 01:04 PM

rock on ;)

bobby666 · 10-15-2006, 01:49 PM

a great offer, can i also cut off his tongue with my knife afterwords

gfx3 · 10-15-2006, 01:52 PM

Bump for this thread!

gfx3 · 10-15-2006, 01:53 PM

Bump for this thread!

dissipate · 10-15-2006, 02:00 PM

What if we want to take a dump on his head?

madawgz · 10-15-2006, 02:12 PM

this thread is jokes

tranza · 10-15-2006, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

dont belive me hit up laura lee yourself, and tell her i send them no traffic.

Is that this period only?

Solid Bob · 10-15-2006, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Is that this period only?

Fris is a blog pimp daddy.

fris · 10-15-2006, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid Bob

Fris is a blog pimp daddy.

if the sites are good, they will convert.

tcg is a type of program you throw any traffic at and it brings in sales.

marketsmart · 10-15-2006, 09:06 PM

omg, too funny

HouseHead · 10-15-2006, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666

a great offer, can i also cut off his tongue with my knife afterwords

He doesnt talk the talk that wont help.. hell still have fingers tot ype with.. off with them aswell.. carry on

pocketkangaroo · 10-15-2006, 09:13 PM

How many sales for a poop?

ImLost · 10-15-2006, 09:16 PM

great promo!

fris · 10-16-2006, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insane Matt

He doesnt talk the talk that wont help.. hell still have fingers tot ype with.. off with them aswell.. carry on

lavishtrash sites are horrid.

jimthefiend · 10-16-2006, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

lavishtrash sites are horrid.

What pay sites do you own again?

u-Bob · 10-16-2006, 06:17 AM

fcking sweet promo

fris · 10-16-2006, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

What pay sites do you own again?

running a program and owning the sites is 2 diff things.

like i said, people would rather send to a top quality sponsor than a program run by a hick.

you really thinkg people would rather promote your shit than a hq sponsor?

that will be the day.

polle54 · 10-16-2006, 08:27 AM

nice promo

good opputunity for someone

jimthefiend · 10-16-2006, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

running a program and owning the sites is 2 diff things.

like i said, people would rather send to a top quality sponsor than a program run by a hick.

you really thinkg people would rather promote your shit than a hq sponsor?

that will be the day.

You're nobody. Why do you insist on pretending that you are something special?

Now fuck off and go steal some more lists or something you fat fuck. I have work to do.

GoNe · 10-16-2006, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp

SQUISHYPIMP DOES NOT ENDORSE THIS PROMOTION AT ALL.

LAWSUIT WILL BE FILED IF JIMTHEFIEND DOES NOT RECANT HIS PROMOTION.

SQUISHYPIMP IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF SQUISHY ENT. INC.

LOL

CaptainHowdy · 10-16-2006, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

dont belive me hit up laura lee yourself, and tell her i send them no traffic.

!!!!!

jimthefiend · 10-16-2006, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

!!!!!

Spammers rock.

fris · 10-16-2006, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Spammers rock.

i have never spammed in my life, thats all blog traffic.

but keep on ranting and raving your usual bullshit.

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