That's right folks.
He hit me up recently whining about how people keep bashing him for being a surfer. He asked if there was ANYTHING at all that a worthless gimp such as himself could do to contribute to the industry.
After some heavy discussion we came up with this idea.
Send 10 sales to Lavish Cash today and you will win an all expense paid trip to the parking lot behind the Alley Cat bar in Indianapolis, Indiana. Once you arrive, you will find Squishypimp waiting for you next to the big green dumpster (the one that smells like grease and vomit). A photographer will be on hand to shoot you taking a big steaming piss on Squishys face.
So get those links up and let's roll.