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WDjay · 10-13-2006, 09:56 AM

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are having lunch and discussing their kids. The brunette says, ?I cant believe it?I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn?t know my daughter smoked! The redhead jumps in and says, ?you think that?s bad?. I went into my daughters purse and found a small bottle of vodka, I didn?t know my daughter drank!! The blonde then turns to them and says, ?you think that?s bad, I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of condoms??I didn?t know my daughter had a PENIS!!!!!!

Enjoy your day

carol.prime · 10-13-2006, 09:59 AM

BS

What would be the world seems to be like without blondes?

bastardsquad · 10-13-2006, 10:00 AM

thanks for the laugh...

nAtuRaLbEautY · 10-13-2006, 09:02 PM

oh my

!
she's too dumb

rodney25 · 10-14-2006, 06:44 AM

Not that good. Fuck, even Friday the 13th affects the board's jokes now.

martinsc · 10-14-2006, 06:49 AM

Adultnet · 10-14-2006, 07:24 AM

ahh fun

NinjaSteve · 10-14-2006, 07:25 AM

that's funny haha

Klen · 10-14-2006, 07:27 AM

Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.

"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says

"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?"

Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

Mr. Romance · 10-14-2006, 07:30 AM

I like

Mr. Romance

tranza · 10-14-2006, 08:34 AM

Blonde jokes are nice...

reynold · 10-14-2006, 10:08 AM

Thanks for the joke, jay!

Boobs · 10-14-2006, 10:19 AM

J. Falcon · 10-14-2006, 10:25 AM

Good one!!

Solid_Jake · 10-14-2006, 10:26 AM

haha thats funny

woj · 10-14-2006, 10:55 AM

respect · 10-14-2006, 11:31 AM

that was funny

Scott McD · 10-14-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WDjay

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are having lunch and discussing their kids. The brunette says, ?I cant believe it?I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn?t know my daughter smoked! The redhead jumps in and says, ?you think that?s bad?. I went into my daughters purse and found a small bottle of vodka, I didn?t know my daughter drank!! The blonde then turns to them and says, ?you think that?s bad, I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of condoms??I didn?t know my daughter had a PENIS!!!!!!

Enjoy your day

Pretty good...

MsWild · 10-15-2006, 12:32 AM

good one, thanks for the laugh

squishypimp · 10-15-2006, 12:38 AM

lol funny

LiveDose · 10-15-2006, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WDjay

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are having lunch and discussing their kids. The brunette says, ?I cant believe it?I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn?t know my daughter smoked! The redhead jumps in and says, ?you think that?s bad?. I went into my daughters purse and found a small bottle of vodka, I didn?t know my daughter drank!! The blonde then turns to them and says, ?you think that?s bad, I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of condoms??I didn?t know my daughter had a PENIS!!!!!!

Enjoy your day

HA HA HA.... oh shit.

gecko · 10-15-2006, 01:08 AM

lol......

GrouchyAdmin · 10-15-2006, 01:09 AM

*groaaan* Cute-ish.

Vitasoy · 10-15-2006, 02:42 AM

That did crack me up.

Elixir · 10-15-2006, 03:51 AM

hahaha nice one

Ace_luffy · 10-15-2006, 06:05 AM

hahahhahah

nice one

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