Joke Of The Day!!!!!
 

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are having lunch and discussing their kids. The brunette says, ?I cant believe it?I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn?t know my daughter smoked! The redhead jumps in and says, ?you think that?s bad?. I went into my daughters purse and found a small bottle of vodka, I didn?t know my daughter drank!! The blonde then turns to them and says, ?you think that?s bad, I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of condoms??I didn?t know my daughter had a PENIS!!!!!!

Enjoy your day

BS :laughing- :laughing- :laughing-
What would be the world seems to be like without blondes?

thanks for the laugh... :winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :winkwink:

oh my :1orglaugh!
she's too dumb

Not that good. Fuck, even Friday the 13th affects the board's jokes now. :(

ahh fun :)

that's funny haha

Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.

"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says

"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?"

Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

I like :thumbsup

Mr. Romance

Blonde jokes are nice...

Thanks for the joke, jay! :1orglaugh

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Good one!!

haha thats funny :)

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that was funny :)

Pretty good... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good one, thanks for the laugh :1orglaugh

lol funny :)

HA HA HA.... oh shit.:thumbsup

lol......

*groaaan* Cute-ish.

That did crack me up.

hahaha nice one :)

hahahhahah

nice one