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07-02-2002, 07:52 PM
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HAL 9000
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Join Date: May 2001
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perfect days
PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer. 10:30 Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe. 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs. 1:00 Shopping with friends. 3:00 Nap. 4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer. 4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage. 5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror. 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing. 10:00 Hot shower. Alone. 10:30 Make love. 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms. A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN 6:00 Alarm. 6:15 Blowjob. 6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section. 7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport 8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia. 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. 9:45 Play front nine at Augusta , finish 2 under par. 11:30 Blowjob 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. 12:15 Blowjob. 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta , finish 4 under par. 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. 2:20 Blowjob 2:30 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas . Nap. 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew. 4:15 Blowjob 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs. 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel. 7:00 Watch Sportscenter. 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip. 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar. 10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs. 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi. 11! :45 Go to bed. 11:46 One last blowjob 11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room. 12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep. I liked this one: 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew. |
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07-02-2002, 07:57 PM
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HAL 9000
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our schedule has 7 blowjobs!
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07-02-2002, 08:07 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 377
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i'm still waiting for that perfect day.
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07-02-2002, 08:08 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: cali
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hey after the first BJ we can call it a day and most of us will me happy
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07-02-2002, 08:11 PM
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Location: CT
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