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Theo · 07-02-2002, 07:52 PM

PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.

8:30 Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed, squeezed orange juice and
croissants

9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil

10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny
personal trainer.

10:30 Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.

12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.

12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30
lbs.

1:00 Shopping with friends.

3:00 Nap.

4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from
a secret admirer.

4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle
massage.

5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.

7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.

10:00 Hot shower. Alone.

10:30 Make love.

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN

6:00 Alarm.

6:15 Blowjob.

6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.

7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.

7:30 Limo arrives.

7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport

8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia.

9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

9:45 Play front nine at Augusta , finish 2 under par.

11:30 Blowjob

11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3
Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.

12:30 Play back nine at Augusta , finish 4 under par.

2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.

2:20 Blowjob

2:30 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas . Nap.

3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless
female crew.

4:15 Blowjob

4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249
lbs.

5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked
supermodel.

7:00 Watch Sportscenter.

7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.

9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and
Cohiba Cuban cigar.

10:00 Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.

11! :45 Go to bed.

11:46 One last blowjob

11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the
dog leave the room.

12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep.

I liked this one:

3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless
female crew.

07-02-2002, 07:52 PM
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	perfect days PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer. 10:30 Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe. 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs. 1:00 Shopping with friends. 3:00 Nap. 4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer. 4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage. 5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror. 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing. 10:00 Hot shower. Alone. 10:30 Make love. 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms. A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN 6:00 Alarm. 6:15 Blowjob. 6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section. 7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport 8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia. 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. 9:45 Play front nine at Augusta , finish 2 under par. 11:30 Blowjob 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. 12:15 Blowjob. 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta , finish 4 under par. 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. 2:20 Blowjob 2:30 Private jet to Nassau , Bahamas . Nap. 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew. 4:15 Blowjob 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs. 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel. 7:00 Watch Sportscenter. 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip. 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar. 10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs. 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi. 11! :45 Go to bed. 11:46 One last blowjob 11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room. 12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep. I liked this one: 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.