Halloween is fucking stupid [rant] - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 10-12-2006, 03:50 PM

What is this stupid shit with people dressing up like shit and dancing around like fucking monkeys? I think it's retarded. Not to mention that making it the night before "all saints day" is just another one of the Catholic church's perversion of a pagan holiday into a religious one.

OK, I can see for the kids, it fun an shit...fine. But anyone over 12 in a costume should get stoned to death and that's that. And that includes Halloween parties. the only reason a grown man should be dressed up in a strange costume is to evade the police. other than that it is fucking stupid.

Now, let me get to trick or treating. Anyone who gives money should be lynched, period. Anyone who leaves the bowl of candy outside their door with a note saying "take one" so that don't have to deal with it should be shot in the head with a 50 cal slug. If you are a parent, please do no dress up also...it makes me want to get out my shotgun and make soup out of your skull inards, so dress accordingly. And last but not least if you think you will knock on my door with NO costume expecting candy (especially you teens)...I have the poisoned stuff all ready for you, you lazy bastards.

let me address one more thing. Lights are for fucking Christmas (I hate that shit too but it's another thread). If you decorate your house with orange lights like it's Christmas you are such a slave to commercial industry that you better hope I don't have gasoline with me when I see your house because the shit is coming down one way or another.

I'm sure there's 50 other things I hate about Halloween but that's all I have for now...so add any to the list if you like.

wdsguy · 10-12-2006, 03:53 PM

I just turn off the lights and hope nobody knocks.

squishypimp · 10-12-2006, 03:55 PM

just enjoy it and let the younger kids enjoy it too

Scott McD · 10-12-2006, 03:56 PM

Nobody even bothers with halloween here. Must be a much bigger thing in America.

We never got one knock on our door last year. Which is good !

sickkittens · 10-12-2006, 03:57 PM

You put too much effort into these things...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ight=christmas

marketsmart · 10-12-2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

I just turn off the lights and hope nobody knocks.

thats kinda mean

RayVega · 10-12-2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

You put too much effort into these things...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ight=christmas

ha ha ha ...that's hilarious...yes I put a lot of energy into everything even hate...if you are going to do it, do it right!

After Shock Media · 10-12-2006, 04:06 PM

I want an adult exception:
Women should be allowed to dress up if they desire, since they all seem to release their inner slut.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-12-2006, 04:08 PM

The only thing I hate about it is having to purchase a costume for all my kids every year.. glad I am only down to one that still trick or treats...he says he wants to be a smelly hippy for halloween.. I can hook him up for free with that request

1-800-313-WETT · 10-12-2006, 04:28 PM

It is a shame actually that it is not even safe anymore for kids. Check the candy, keep an eye on them, look out for the tall kids it could be a sex offender. Oh and don't let the kids go to school anymore unless they have a gun,

Scott McD · 10-12-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

thats kinda mean

Everyone here does that. You'd think there was a power cut in the area...

rodney25 · 10-12-2006, 06:14 PM

This thing happens only once every year. Why can't we just take part and have some fun too?

RayVega · 10-12-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I want an adult exception:
Women should be allowed to dress up if they desire, since they all seem to release their inner slut.

Ok, exception granted...you are absolutely right!

SomeCreep · 10-12-2006, 06:17 PM

i love halloween

nico-t · 10-12-2006, 06:23 PM

agree 100%, around here we got carnival with peeps dressing up.... i think its one of the weakest forms of trying to enjoy yourselfs, by dressing up and laughing about your own costume and others. Meaning you need an asset to make it fun so its all forced as hell.

potter · 10-12-2006, 06:24 PM

most people enjoy a little time here and there to let loose and have some fun

you're just bitter is all...

donkevlar · 10-12-2006, 06:36 PM

"What is this stupid shit with people dressing up like shit and dancing around like
fucking monkeys? I think it's retarded."

I agree with you but... It does sound funny coming from a man who runs a xxx puppet website. If I had to guess your favorite holiday, based on that, It would have been halloween.

Pete-KT · 10-12-2006, 06:40 PM

someone must of got a bag of shit in there halloween bag

Spunky · 10-12-2006, 06:47 PM

I blame those damn Irishmen..I would hang every one of them

woj · 10-12-2006, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I want an adult exception:
Women should be allowed to dress up if they desire, since they all seem to release their inner slut.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-12-2006, 06:57 PM

Trick or treat, smell my feet...

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10-12-2006, 11:36 PM

I love Halloween. I like the pumpkins and decorating my yard and stuff. It is fun, can't anything in this world just be fun anymore? I also love when the kids come to my door. I like looking at their costumes. You need to chill, take a Xanax already.

10-12-2006, 03:50 PM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Halloween is fucking stupid [rant] What is this stupid shit with people dressing up like shit and dancing around like fucking monkeys? I think it's retarded. Not to mention that making it the night before "all saints day" is just another one of the Catholic church's perversion of a pagan holiday into a religious one. OK, I can see for the kids, it fun an shit...fine. But anyone over 12 in a costume should get stoned to death and that's that. And that includes Halloween parties. the only reason a grown man should be dressed up in a strange costume is to evade the police. other than that it is fucking stupid. Now, let me get to trick or treating. Anyone who gives money should be lynched, period. Anyone who leaves the bowl of candy outside their door with a note saying "take one" so that don't have to deal with it should be shot in the head with a 50 cal slug. If you are a parent, please do no dress up also...it makes me want to get out my shotgun and make soup out of your skull inards, so dress accordingly. And last but not least if you think you will knock on my door with NO costume expecting candy (especially you teens)...I have the poisoned stuff all ready for you, you lazy bastards. let me address one more thing. Lights are for fucking Christmas (I hate that shit too but it's another thread). If you decorate your house with orange lights like it's Christmas you are such a slave to commercial industry that you better hope I don't have gasoline with me when I see your house because the shit is coming down one way or another. I'm sure there's 50 other things I hate about Halloween but that's all I have for now...so add any to the list if you like. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

10-12-2006, 03:55 PM	#3
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10-12-2006, 03:53 PM	#2
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	I just turn off the lights and hope nobody knocks.

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C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	The only thing I hate about it is having to purchase a costume for all my kids every year.. glad I am only down to one that still trick or treats...he says he wants to be a smelly hippy for halloween.. I can hook him up for free with that request

10-12-2006, 04:28 PM	#10
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10-12-2006, 06:14 PM	#12
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10-12-2006, 06:23 PM	#15
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	agree 100%, around here we got carnival with peeps dressing up.... i think its one of the weakest forms of trying to enjoy yourselfs, by dressing up and laughing about your own costume and others. Meaning you need an asset to make it fun so its all forced as hell.

10-12-2006, 06:24 PM	#16
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10-12-2006, 06:36 PM	#17
donkevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,325	"What is this stupid shit with people dressing up like shit and dancing around like fucking monkeys? I think it's retarded." I agree with you but... It does sound funny coming from a man who runs a xxx puppet website. If I had to guess your favorite holiday, based on that, It would have been halloween. __________________ [email protected]

10-12-2006, 06:40 PM	#18
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	someone must of got a bag of shit in there halloween bag

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10-12-2006, 11:36 PM	#22
JaneB Guest Posts: n/a	I love Halloween. I like the pumpkins and decorating my yard and stuff. It is fun, can't anything in this world just be fun anymore? I also love when the kids come to my door. I like looking at their costumes. You need to chill, take a Xanax already.