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RayVega · 10-12-2006, 03:50 PM

What is this stupid shit with people dressing up like shit and dancing around like fucking monkeys? I think it's retarded. Not to mention that making it the night before "all saints day" is just another one of the Catholic church's perversion of a pagan holiday into a religious one.

OK, I can see for the kids, it fun an shit...fine. But anyone over 12 in a costume should get stoned to death and that's that. And that includes Halloween parties. the only reason a grown man should be dressed up in a strange costume is to evade the police. other than that it is fucking stupid.

Now, let me get to trick or treating. Anyone who gives money should be lynched, period. Anyone who leaves the bowl of candy outside their door with a note saying "take one" so that don't have to deal with it should be shot in the head with a 50 cal slug. If you are a parent, please do no dress up also...it makes me want to get out my shotgun and make soup out of your skull inards, so dress accordingly. And last but not least if you think you will knock on my door with NO costume expecting candy (especially you teens)...I have the poisoned stuff all ready for you, you lazy bastards.

let me address one more thing. Lights are for fucking Christmas (I hate that shit too but it's another thread). If you decorate your house with orange lights like it's Christmas you are such a slave to commercial industry that you better hope I don't have gasoline with me when I see your house because the shit is coming down one way or another.

I'm sure there's 50 other things I hate about Halloween but that's all I have for now...so add any to the list if you like.

10-12-2006, 03:50 PM
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Halloween is fucking stupid [rant] What is this stupid shit with people dressing up like shit and dancing around like fucking monkeys? I think it's retarded. Not to mention that making it the night before "all saints day" is just another one of the Catholic church's perversion of a pagan holiday into a religious one. OK, I can see for the kids, it fun an shit...fine. But anyone over 12 in a costume should get stoned to death and that's that. And that includes Halloween parties. the only reason a grown man should be dressed up in a strange costume is to evade the police. other than that it is fucking stupid. Now, let me get to trick or treating. Anyone who gives money should be lynched, period. Anyone who leaves the bowl of candy outside their door with a note saying "take one" so that don't have to deal with it should be shot in the head with a 50 cal slug. If you are a parent, please do no dress up also...it makes me want to get out my shotgun and make soup out of your skull inards, so dress accordingly. And last but not least if you think you will knock on my door with NO costume expecting candy (especially you teens)...I have the poisoned stuff all ready for you, you lazy bastards. let me address one more thing. Lights are for fucking Christmas (I hate that shit too but it's another thread). If you decorate your house with orange lights like it's Christmas you are such a slave to commercial industry that you better hope I don't have gasoline with me when I see your house because the shit is coming down one way or another. I'm sure there's 50 other things I hate about Halloween but that's all I have for now...so add any to the list if you like. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]