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vod · 10-06-2006, 05:36 AM

I pick up the phone and it's a guy trying to sell me Direct tv... I go Yeah I work for Dish Network, he goes Shut the Fuck up... wtf, I said and told him that I would give him free service for an entire year... he hehe

fris · 10-06-2006, 05:37 AM

angry telemarketers are the best

L-Pink · 10-06-2006, 05:37 AM

Shut the fuck up ..... I have cable

fris · 10-06-2006, 05:38 AM

http://www.oldpeoplearefunny.com/sou...matic_dial.mp3

NyLoS · 10-06-2006, 05:39 AM

Tell them to wait for your wife to come to the phone, tell them she is in the bathroom and it will only take a minute....... put the phone on hold or just let it wait there..... FOREVER hehehe

vod · 10-06-2006, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Shut the fuck up ..... I have cable

en21 · 10-06-2006, 05:52 AM

report him to his company

Mr. Romance · 10-06-2006, 05:59 AM

nice

Mr. Romance

Elixir · 10-06-2006, 06:18 AM

interesting...

jerseygto · 10-06-2006, 07:40 AM

I have dish and is better than anything ive ever had
I say we go over and beat his ass
Telemarketers are annoying to piss them off is priceless
SEE NO.2!!!

carol.prime · 10-06-2006, 07:45 AM

Irate, eh...

stickyfingerz · 10-06-2006, 07:49 AM

Should of told him you dont like Directv since they learned to make their boxes so you couldnt hack them anymore. lol

Phoenix · 10-06-2006, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NyLoS

Tell them to wait for your wife to come to the phone, tell them she is in the bathroom and it will only take a minute....... put the phone on hold or just let it wait there..... FOREVER hehehe

that works

i had my parents in stitches when i did that at their place

cess · 10-06-2006, 07:57 AM

haha....

tehHinjew · 10-06-2006, 09:05 AM

he actualy said stfu up like
no way stfu?
or STFU!!!

OG LennyT · 10-06-2006, 09:06 AM

I spam telemarketers with my websites

NinjaSteve · 10-06-2006, 09:21 AM

hahahahaha

NaughtyJulie · 10-06-2006, 10:20 AM

Last night, in the middle of editing homemade porn for my adult website (remember this) I get an unsolicited call from The Women's Family Values Coalition (or some similar name).

She asks for the lady of the house and then launches into a pre-scripted set of loaded questions about how parents are limited in their ability to protect their children from the growing violence and sex portrayed in the entertainment industry and did I agree?

She pauses to prompt me to reply yes or no...

"No I don't. Parents today have multiple resources at their disposal to monitor what their children are exposed to."

Pause.

She launches into the next question: given that hollywood producers routinely reject scripts which revolve around the family values that most american families believe in, don't you think it would be nice if the movies families are watching actually reflect those values?

"No I disagree. It's not Hollywood's job to parent anybody. Hollywood producers make movies they know they can money on. If parents are paying for their children to watch violent films that's the problem"

Long pause.

"Uhhh ok you have a nice evening."
"You too"

I don't think they'll be calling back unless they want a real opinion instead of "yes" or "no" answers.

Or maybe I should just answer the phone, "House of Porn" from now on to head off these issues from the get-go

poisson · 10-06-2006, 10:23 AM

I tried to sale some dishnetwork but dint convert well at that time

vod · 10-06-2006, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew

he actualy said stfu up like
no way stfu?
or STFU!!!

like, no way stfu

Aneros Josh · 10-06-2006, 10:32 AM

This thread reminds me of AfterShockMedia's sig

andreea · 10-06-2006, 10:34 AM

I don't want to learn to play the guitar, but I just want to play it. And I don't want to make money. I want to have it. Also I don't want to meet a nice girl, but I want to have met one. You could say I don't even want to live an intense adventurous life, but I want to have lived it, so I can comfortably enjoy it all in retrospect.

Vitasoy · 10-06-2006, 09:05 PM

haha... but his ass is grass when they do the voice recording monitoring ;)

squishypimp · 10-06-2006, 09:06 PM

lol sounds like he had bad language

gecko · 10-06-2006, 10:55 PM

nice.. tele marketers suck ass

vod · 10-08-2006, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gecko

nice.. tele marketers suck ass

yes they do...

agreed

E$_manager · 10-08-2006, 05:23 PM

You are a market genius

madawgz · 10-08-2006, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Shut the fuck up ..... I have cable

lol

rodney25 · 10-08-2006, 07:52 PM

I doubt it if that guy stays long on his job..

reynold · 10-09-2006, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rodney25

I doubt it if that guy stays long on his job..

I think it was that man's last day..

fallenmuffin · 10-09-2006, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by en21

report him to his company

Yeah, because some dude working in a office with 400 other people on the phone.. making $5/hr is really going to care nor the company.

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