Shut the fuck up...
 

I pick up the phone and it's a guy trying to sell me Direct tv... I go Yeah I work for Dish Network, he goes Shut the Fuck up... wtf, I said and told him that I would give him free service for an entire year... he hehe :upsidedow

angry telemarketers are the best

Shut the fuck up ..... I have cable :1orglaugh

Tell them to wait for your wife to come to the phone, tell them she is in the bathroom and it will only take a minute....... put the phone on hold or just let it wait there..... FOREVER hehehe

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

report him to his company

nice


Mr. Romance

interesting...

Irate, eh... :)

Should of told him you dont like Directv since they learned to make their boxes so you couldnt hack them anymore. lol

that works :)

i had my parents in stitches when i did that at their place

haha....

he actualy said stfu up like
no way stfu?
or STFU!!!

I spam telemarketers with my websites

hahahahaha

Last night, in the middle of editing homemade porn for my adult website (remember this) I get an unsolicited call from The Women's Family Values Coalition (or some similar name).

She asks for the lady of the house and then launches into a pre-scripted set of loaded questions about how parents are limited in their ability to protect their children from the growing violence and sex portrayed in the entertainment industry and did I agree?

She pauses to prompt me to reply yes or no...

"No I don't. Parents today have multiple resources at their disposal to monitor what their children are exposed to."

Pause.

She launches into the next question: given that hollywood producers routinely reject scripts which revolve around the family values that most american families believe in, don't you think it would be nice if the movies families are watching actually reflect those values?

"No I disagree. It's not Hollywood's job to parent anybody. Hollywood producers make movies they know they can money on. If parents are paying for their children to watch violent films that's the problem"

Long pause.

"Uhhh ok you have a nice evening."
"You too"

I don't think they'll be calling back unless they want a real opinion instead of "yes" or "no" answers.

Or maybe I should just answer the phone, "House of Porn" from now on to head off these issues from the get-go :winkwink:

I tried to sale some dishnetwork but dint convert well at that time

like, no way stfu :)

This thread reminds me of AfterShockMedia's sig

I don't want to learn to play the guitar, but I just want to play it. And I don't want to make money. I want to have it. Also I don't want to meet a nice girl, but I want to have met one. You could say I don't even want to live an intense adventurous life, but I want to have lived it, so I can comfortably enjoy it all in retrospect.

haha... but his ass is grass when they do the voice recording monitoring ;)

lol sounds like he had bad language

nice.. tele marketers suck ass

yes they do... :thumbsup agreed

You are a market genius

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I doubt it if that guy stays long on his job..

I think it was that man's last day.. :pimp

Yeah, because some dude working in a office with 400 other people on the phone.. making $5/hr is really going to care nor the company.