In Response To Public Opinion.... - GoFuckYourself.com

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:00 PM

many people have voiced strong opinions against me when i suggest certain sites, services or products. to combat this issue i have decided to post today and let the owners of such sites, services and products allow me to test and review their business. i am on GFY all the time, and i can give my suggested sites, services or products when people request them. if you decide to let me test your site, services or products i will give my candid response first to the owners of these businesses and if liked enough i will begin recommending your business to others on the boards.

i am calling on all business owners in the following fields to contact me:

- Web Hosting
- Web Design
- Traffic Brokers
- Adult Industry Coders/Software Companies
- other, contact me

my email address is [email protected] and i have icq but i really do not like it that much, i would rather be contacted via email.

StickyGreen · 10-07-2006, 04:01 PM

lol..........

jact · 10-07-2006, 04:02 PM

You may be a useless pissant full of hot air, but it seems you're trying. Maybe a quick and painless death instead of a drawn out and tortured one is in order for you.

Booger · 10-07-2006, 04:02 PM

this guys looking for a partner : www.lawrenceconnor.com

MaDalton · 10-07-2006, 04:02 PM

does that mean you want to get everything for free to "test" them? smart...

scottybuzz · 10-07-2006, 04:04 PM

hahahhahahahaha this is a joke right?

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

does that mean you want to get everything for free to "test" them? smart...

im trying to test them, yes i expect that it will be free however it will be only for a long enough time to get a sense of the level of quality in the site, service, or product.

if the owners of the businesses would like to extend a longer test term or would like to give me the product i would not decline. i am, however open to everything as i would really like to further my knowledge in this industry

L-Pink · 10-07-2006, 04:06 PM

Anyone have handcuffs he can test?

TimBlaze · 10-07-2006, 04:06 PM

DateDoc · 10-07-2006, 04:06 PM

Great idea Squishy!

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

many people have voiced strong opinions against me when i suggest certain sites, services or products. to combat this issue i have decided to blah blah blah

Jesus dude, just stfu. Stop pretending you're not a surfer. You are a fucking surfer with a paid sig and you post to get paid. That's it! Stop acting like it's something else you retard.

I can't believe you're still not banned. You're a joke. A total joke.

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Jesus dude, just stfu. Stop pretending you're not a surfer. You are a fucking surfer with a paid sig and you post to get paid. That's it! Stop acting like it's something else you retard.

I can't believe you're still not banned. You're a joke. A total joke.

franck, everyone has to start somewhere. stop thinking that your something above everyone else. i am atleast trying to get some people to allow me to test products so i can give accurate responses when people request information on the boards.

chill out, we are all here for one goal, make cash

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterPorn

Great idea Squishy!

thanks BusterPorn

wyldblyss · 10-07-2006, 04:14 PM

Let me see if I have this right.

1. You are extremely new to the industry and don't know much about anything.
2. When you recommnend products or services everyone hates on you for it.

So your solution is to get companies to give you products and services so you could recommend them which would result in people hating on you for it and possibly hating the companies product because of you?

Doesn't sound like good marketing to me

Sly · 10-07-2006, 04:14 PM

Frankly I think having you recommend our service may do more harm than good. :-)

You are free to purchase our smallest package at just under $10. We had a free deal last month, you should have taken advantage of it.

Ice · 10-07-2006, 04:17 PM

If you want to learn squishy... take Sly up on his hosting offer and...

I'll give you a domain and help you setup a blog.

I think that would be a simple place to start

madawgz · 10-07-2006, 04:17 PM

why dont you take the money your getting paid for your sig

and buy the services to try them out?

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

franck, everyone has to start somewhere. stop thinking that your something above everyone else. i am atleast trying to get some people to allow me to test products so i can give accurate responses when people request information on the boards.

chill out, we are all here for one goal, make cash

No, you are sneaky rat. You get paid for you sig while in the meantime flooding this forum with your crap and now you want free products. And the sad thing is people will for it.

Fucking cockroach.

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Let me see if I have this right.

1. You are extremely new to the industry and don't know much about anything.
2. When you recommnend products or services everyone hates on you for it.

So your solution is to get companies to give you products and services so you could recommend them which would result in people hating on you for it and possibly hating the companies product because of you?

Doesn't sound like good marketing to me

some may think that, but i think that exposure for products is the best.

if people want me to push their products i will gladly do so once i have made sure that these products are good & would be suitable for other gfy webmasters.

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

If you want to learn squishy... take Sly up on his hosting offer and...

I'll give you a domain and help you setup a blog.

I think that would be a simple place to start

Ice, seriously. Don't fall for his little scam. He keeps acting as the nice guy who wants to learn and respects everybody but in the meantime its all part of his dirty plan. Now he gets help, domains, hosting and what not for free? Don't help this scumbag man. He is not the nice guy he pretend to be. He's a sneaky little rat.

wyldblyss · 10-07-2006, 04:20 PM

I have another question. How do you "try out and test web design" LOL

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

why dont you take the money your getting paid for your sig

and buy the services to try them out?

thats what i have been doing, but i why would i buy accounts with 10 different hosting companies, every single submitter program, get designs from the 100+ design companies/individuals on the boards, etc.

im not asking for free things, im asking that if people want me to recommend their services, let me give it a go for a week or so. hell if its that great i will spend my hard earned cash on it & i will also suggest it to others.

scotty2hotty1111 · 10-07-2006, 04:20 PM

squishy you keep me laughing bro id take sly up on his offer man what do you have to loose

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

I have another question. How do you "try out and test web design" LOL

that has been something i have been trying to figure out. maybe taking a look at portfolios or even finding the best designer and having them design for a discount in exchange for a few suggestions on the boards when people ask.

wyldblyss · 10-07-2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

some may think that, but i think that exposure for products is the best.

if people want me to push their products i will gladly do so once i have made sure that these products are good & would be suitable for other gfy webmasters.

But with no experience in the adult industry, how are you qualified to determine how good a product is?

If a newbie that doesn't know anything recommends a product, and a well seasoned webmaster recommends a different product...I go with the suggestions of the person that has been in the industry longer.

Sly · 10-07-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

some may think that, but i think that exposure for products is the best.

if people want me to push their products i will gladly do so once i have made sure that these products are good & would be suitable for other gfy webmasters.

You have absolutely no benchmark for gauging products and services. You have no experience. You have no credibility. Nobody with half a brain would take your recommendations.

Do some work.

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by scotty2hotty1111

squishy you keep me laughing bro id take sly up on his offer man what do you have to loose

i may just do that, ive already gotten approached by a few companies in the hosting field. would love to test out more companies.

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:24 PM

Stop trying to make sense and asking him questions...why, how, if...

He wants free stuff thats it. Only he brings it with nice words, asskissing and respect. Once again, don't fall for it.

wyldblyss · 10-07-2006, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

i may just do that, ive already gotten approached by a few companies in the hosting field. would love to test out more companies.

How do you *test* a hosting company...even several of them with no traffic.

Uhm yeah, I recommend this hosting company..they gave me a free account...I logged in and looked at it, and it looked normal I think. I think it might be fast too, but I don't know because I don't have any traffic. I don't know how good thier tech support is because I don't have any problems because I don't have any sites!!

Or, I recommend this gallery designer because I looked at his stuff...I can't tell you if his designs convert or not....nor can I tell you if he gets his jobs done on time...but they looked kind of pretty!

Booger · 10-07-2006, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

i may just do that, ive already gotten approached by a few companies in the hosting field. would love to test out more companies.

i knew stinky fingerz was your older brother

....i wonder if splitinfinity knows about this

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Stop trying to make sense and asking him questions...why, how, if...

He wants free stuff thats it. Only he brings it with nice words, asskissing and respect. Once again, don't fall for it.

franck if you were literate you would have read earlier that i do not intend to keep anything i receive:

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

im not asking for free things, im asking that if people want me to recommend their services, let me give it a go for a week or so. hell if its that great i will spend my hard earned cash on it & i will also suggest it to others.

TDF · 10-07-2006, 04:30 PM

simply un fucking believeable

selena · 10-07-2006, 04:34 PM

Edit:

Never mind, I don't want to know the answer.

wyldblyss · 10-07-2006, 04:34 PM

You know...instead of trying to get things for free and instead of posting 100+ times a day...have you considered WORKING in this industry? I mean actually working. Build some freesites, link lists, submit galleries, offer yourself as a grunt labor. If you had actually done that for the past 2 months instead of living on these boards...you would be bringing in some decent money right now. Nothing huge, but enough to show you that HARD WORK is extremely rewarding in this business

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

How do you *test* a hosting company...even several of them with no traffic.

with simple software programs you can simulate a fully loaded server. also, i would test their customer support & sales department.

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Uhm yeah, I recommend this hosting company..they gave me a free account...I logged in and looked at it, and it looked normal I think. I think it might be fast too, but I don't know because I don't have any traffic. I don't know how good thier tech support is because I don't have any problems because I don't have any sites!!

how hard is it to install a few cgi or php scripts. perhaps a forum script or something similar? with a guy with no sites i know more than you think

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Or, I recommend this gallery designer because I looked at his stuff...I can't tell you if his designs convert or not....nor can I tell you if he gets his jobs done on time...but they looked kind of pretty!

or i can take some gallery designs and test them on traffic brokers networks like i have been doing with friends. im currently using choker's gallery traffic to test designs

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

You know...instead of trying to get things for free and instead of posting 100+ times a day...have you considered WORKING in this industry? I mean actually working. Build some freesites, link lists, submit galleries, offer yourself as a grunt labor. If you had actually done that for the past 2 months instead of living on these boards...you would be bringing in some decent money right now. Nothing huge, but enough to show you that HARD WORK is extremely rewarding in this business

No he wants everything for free and everyone pointing him out how to make money. If the guy had a few more braincells he wouldve actually worked but its clear hes dumb as a donkey and only knows how to make 5 bucks a day by posting random bullshit.

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:40 PM

Hes been here two months and every penny he made is from his sig. He couldve learned plenty in 2 months from just reading this board alone.

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

You know...instead of trying to get things for free and instead of posting 100+ times a day...have you considered WORKING in this industry? I mean actually working. Build some freesites, link lists, submit galleries, offer yourself as a grunt labor. If you had actually done that for the past 2 months instead of living on these boards...you would be bringing in some decent money right now. Nothing huge, but enough to show you that HARD WORK is extremely rewarding in this business

you act like gfy posting takes more than 3 hours of actual work a day. i probably spend in actual time maybe 3-5 hours a day max on gfy. that leaves 11 hours out of the day that i can work on my other aspects of the job.

i am just now getting involved with the adult industry (ive only really been serious within it within the last 2 months). i have a regular day job and have a custom coded plugin on my web browser that auto refreshes gfy and auto opens each thread for me. thus taking out the time needed to browse gfy.

this isnt the dark ages anymore. if you were to go over to some of the anime forums or other large forums in the mainstream you would see people with far more posts per day and each one of them have full time jobs.

Ice · 10-07-2006, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

If you want to learn squishy... take Sly up on his hosting offer and...

I'll give you a domain and help you setup a blog.

I think that would be a simple place to start

Well.....

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

i have a regular day job and have a custom coded plugin on my web browser that auto refreshes gfy and auto opens each thread for me. thus taking out the time needed to browse gfy.

Oh man, why they still don't ban you is beyond me. No, you're not doing anything illegal but what you just said is a total joke. Just like you.

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

Well.....

He won't spend 10 bucks. That should be clear by now.

squishypimp · 10-07-2006, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

No he wants everything for free and everyone pointing him out how to make money. If the guy had a few more braincells he wouldve actually worked but its clear hes dumb as a donkey and only knows how to make 5 bucks a day by posting random bullshit.

sorry franck, but your wrong.

in the relative time that it takes me to post on gfy i am also able to get a good understand of the industry as a whole. you act like just because i post 200+ times a day that i have no other life.

think again franck, think again.

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

sorry franck, but your wrong.

in the relative time that it takes me to post on gfy i am also able to get a good understand of the industry as a whole. you act like just because i post 200+ times a day that i have no other life.

think again franck, think again.

What have you achieved in 2 months you retard? Besides 300 bucks for your sig. Nothing, totally fucking nothing.

dissipate · 10-07-2006, 04:47 PM

I'm feeling generous here. Squishy I'll pay for a domain for you to review things, as well as the hosting. Who else wants to step up here? I think a "squishy's reviews" site would be interesting to say the least.

Machete_ · 10-07-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

im currently using choker's gallery traffic to test designs

.. bullshit... the only thing you do is post 24/7 on GFY, you don't have any account at choker. Bottom line is you want free stuff - stuff hardworking webmasters usually PAY for. And you think leaching will earn you respect? then you are not only clueless, but also plain stupid.

You have no knowledge to back up any recommendation of services or products, so IF you recommend anything to anyone, it can mean a loss of money for THEM + time setback.

If you want to recommend something, Buy a product, put it to use - tell people about the results.

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

I'm feeling generous here. Squishy I'll pay for a domain for you to review things, as well as the hosting. Who else wants to step up here? I think a "squishy's reviews" site would be interesting to say the least.

Don't man, please don't. This is exactly what he's after. He could spend 8 bucks on a domain and 10 on a hosting plan but he is too cheap and knows people fall for his silly stories.

Man, just do not do it. Please.

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:49 PM

This is someone who is too cheap to spend 15 bucks. Guys like this don't deserve help let alone a domain and hosting.

Dirty F · 10-07-2006, 04:50 PM

Anybody who helps this punk will be on my shitlist. Seriously.

Machete_ · 10-07-2006, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

Well.....

unless you threaten to ban him, he wont take you up the offer, because it would mean time away from GFY = less sig xposure.

Booger · 10-07-2006, 04:52 PM

50 webaster arguing that squishypimp is nothing..meanwhile hes just got a 2 page thread going with greenname mebers posting in less than what...an hour ..things that make u go hmmm

10-07-2006, 04:00 PM	#1
squishypimp PostMaster General Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,781	In Response To Public Opinion.... many people have voiced strong opinions against me when i suggest certain sites, services or products. to combat this issue i have decided to post today and let the owners of such sites, services and products allow me to test and review their business. i am on GFY all the time, and i can give my suggested sites, services or products when people request them. if you decide to let me test your site, services or products i will give my candid response first to the owners of these businesses and if liked enough i will begin recommending your business to others on the boards. i am calling on all business owners in the following fields to contact me: - Web Hosting - Web Design - Traffic Brokers - Adult Industry Coders/Software Companies - other, contact me my email address is [email protected] and i have icq but i really do not like it that much, i would rather be contacted via email. __________________ Signature For Sale

10-07-2006, 04:01 PM	#2
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10-07-2006, 04:02 PM	#3
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10-07-2006, 04:02 PM	#5
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,837	does that mean you want to get everything for free to "test" them? smart... __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

10-07-2006, 04:04 PM	#6
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10-07-2006, 04:02 PM	#4
Booger At least I make a living at this Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 621	this guys looking for a partner : www.lawrenceconnor.com

10-07-2006, 04:06 PM	#8
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Anyone have handcuffs he can test?

10-07-2006, 04:06 PM	#9
TimBlaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,625	__________________ Roll that shit, light that shit,

10-07-2006, 04:06 PM	#10
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	Great idea Squishy! __________________

10-07-2006, 04:14 PM	#14
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Let me see if I have this right. 1. You are extremely new to the industry and don't know much about anything. 2. When you recommnend products or services everyone hates on you for it. So your solution is to get companies to give you products and services so you could recommend them which would result in people hating on you for it and possibly hating the companies product because of you? Doesn't sound like good marketing to me

10-07-2006, 04:14 PM	#15
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,364	Frankly I think having you recommend our service may do more harm than good. :-) You are free to purchase our smallest package at just under $10. We had a free deal last month, you should have taken advantage of it. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

10-07-2006, 04:17 PM	#16
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	If you want to learn squishy... take Sly up on his hosting offer and... I'll give you a domain and help you setup a blog. I think that would be a simple place to start __________________ icq 1904905

10-07-2006, 04:17 PM	#17
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	why dont you take the money your getting paid for your sig and buy the services to try them out? __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

10-07-2006, 04:20 PM	#21
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	I have another question. How do you "try out and test web design" LOL

10-07-2006, 04:20 PM	#23
scotty2hotty1111 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: sacramento Posts: 1,113	squishy you keep me laughing bro id take sly up on his offer man what do you have to loose __________________ ICQ - 278931233 Giving up is just NOT an option

10-07-2006, 04:24 PM	#28
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Stop trying to make sense and asking him questions...why, how, if... He wants free stuff thats it. Only he brings it with nice words, asskissing and respect. Once again, don't fall for it.

10-07-2006, 04:30 PM	#32
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	simply un fucking believeable __________________ Sig heil

10-07-2006, 04:34 PM	#33
selena Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On The Edge Posts: 7,994	Edit: Never mind, I don't want to know the answer. __________________ ~ Doer of Things at MetArtMoney Where Flawless Beauty Meets Art ~The MetArt Network ~ selena.delgado9 Last edited by selena; 10-07-2006 at 04:35 PM..

10-07-2006, 04:40 PM	#37
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Hes been here two months and every penny he made is from his sig. He couldve learned plenty in 2 months from just reading this board alone.

10-07-2006, 04:47 PM	#44
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	I'm feeling generous here. Squishy I'll pay for a domain for you to review things, as well as the hosting. Who else wants to step up here? I think a "squishy's reviews" site would be interesting to say the least.

10-07-2006, 04:49 PM	#47
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	This is someone who is too cheap to spend 15 bucks. Guys like this don't deserve help let alone a domain and hosting.

10-07-2006, 04:50 PM	#48
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Anybody who helps this punk will be on my shitlist. Seriously.

10-07-2006, 04:52 PM	#50
Booger At least I make a living at this Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 621	50 webaster arguing that squishypimp is nothing..meanwhile hes just got a 2 page thread going with greenname mebers posting in less than what...an hour ..things that make u go hmmm