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Old 10-07-2006, 12:34 PM   #1
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I just picked up the phone..."Tits and ass"

Caller "hello im so and so from tna, we are doing some market reaserch on...."

Me: tna?

Caller: yes sir tna

Me: tits and ass?

Caller: pardon?

Me: tna, tits and ass?

Caller: no sir, tna

Me: tits and ass?

Caller: have a good day


oh man, that was funny. I wish all telemarketing calles went this way.
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Old 10-07-2006, 12:35 PM   #2
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Funny ;) was it aaron?
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Old 10-07-2006, 12:38 PM   #3
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Funny ;) was it aaron?
Yea, he was doing some research on GotGauge LOL
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Old 10-07-2006, 12:41 PM   #4
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I give it a fuckin 10!!!
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Old 10-07-2006, 12:59 PM   #5
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i was actually lol at this
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:03 PM   #6
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hahaha i love it
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:07 PM   #7
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:17 PM   #8
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lol very funny i wish i could get a call like that
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Old 10-07-2006, 03:19 PM   #9
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Old 10-07-2006, 03:22 PM   #10
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Old 10-07-2006, 05:47 PM   #11
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Im sure those callers get that all the time
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Old 10-07-2006, 05:57 PM   #12
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Caller: have a good day


oh man, that was funny. I wish all telemarketing calles went this way.


When I want to get rid of a telemarketer I just give 'em this;

"aaahhhhhh....mmmmmm..... what are you wearing right now." They usually don't hang in long.
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Old 10-07-2006, 06:56 PM   #13
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Old 10-07-2006, 06:57 PM   #14
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:31 PM   #15
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:31 PM   #16
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:34 PM   #17
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:36 PM   #18
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yea...I abide by they censorship!!!
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:38 PM   #19
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3 useless posts in a row.
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:39 PM   #20
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i signed up my home telephone on a company special, now for some reason i keep gettin calls from india about cheap mobile phone deals.
they used go like this

me: hello

indian telemarketing asshole: hello sir do you have a mobile phone
me: yeah but its all under control
indian telemarketting asshole: would you be interested in bllah pak blah
me: no im ok thanks
polite hangup

i got one at 6.55 am the other morning after a rough nite,
went more like this:

me:hello?
indian telemarketing asshole: hello sir do you have a mobile phone?
me: do yourself a favour and go get fucked with trailer park midgets you cunt

hang-up from hell
back to bed
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:47 PM   #21
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:48 PM   #22
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Old 10-07-2006, 09:21 PM   #23
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Old 10-07-2006, 11:25 PM   #24
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Old 10-07-2006, 11:39 PM   #25
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Old 10-07-2006, 11:40 PM   #26
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