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i signed up my home telephone on a company special, now for some reason i keep gettin calls from india about cheap mobile phone deals.
they used go like this
me: hello
indian telemarketing asshole: hello sir do you have a mobile phone
me: yeah but its all under control
indian telemarketting asshole: would you be interested in bllah pak blah
me: no im ok thanks
polite hangup
i got one at 6.55 am the other morning after a rough nite,
went more like this:
me:hello?
indian telemarketing asshole: hello sir do you have a mobile phone?
me: do yourself a favour and go get fucked with trailer park midgets you cunt
hang-up from hell
back to bed
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•Andre Anthony•
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