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Old 10-06-2006, 06:29 PM   #1
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The primary drawback of growing older . . .

is that more and more of your friends end up dying.
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:31 PM   #2
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yeah, Guess you've lost a few hundred over the centuries ..
very sad
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:46 PM   #3
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Old 10-06-2006, 06:46 PM   #4
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I hope you are not talking about yourself?
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:09 PM   #5
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I can name a few others...
- you get closer to dying yourself
- impotence
- young women think you're a dirty old guy (who's probably impotent)
- you start talking about "the old days"
- people stop listening to you (because you always talk about the old days)
- your favorite band is Led Zeppelin
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:17 PM   #6
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is that more and more of your friends end up dying.
Know what you mean, I've known a lot of good people in my time that ain't around any more . Makes a bod think about their own mortalitly too.

LOL, I also find another drawback is that when younger girls flirt with me I get in a tizz wondering whether they are serious or whether they are just doing it for a power trip kind of thing
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:33 PM   #7
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Hell yeah, youth is wasted on the young!

Friends start dying, and there's a whole bunch of shit that starts happening to your body that never even occurred to you... and that no one ever told you about!

Hey, at least you older guys don't get QUITE as much shit for ogling hot young chicks as I (an old broad) would for exhibiting the same sort of interest in some barely legal dude. That's a silver lining, eh?
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:41 PM   #8
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your favorite band is Led Zeppelin
Nothing wrong with that.
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:49 PM   #9
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Hey, at least you older guys don't get QUITE as much shit for ogling hot young chicks as I (an old broad) would for exhibiting the same sort of interest in some barely legal dude. That's a silver lining, eh?
As a young dude, I can assure you that we don't mind you ogling us at all
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:50 PM   #10
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Im only 18 and have lost two of my friends in car accidents already
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:13 PM   #11
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- your favorite band is Led Zeppelin
This is a deciding factor
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:16 PM   #12
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:18 PM   #13
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The bright side is your own turn can't be far behind.
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:18 PM   #14
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is that more and more of your friends end up dying.
That's what my parents say all the time.

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Old 10-06-2006, 09:19 PM   #15
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sorry if you had a loss baddog
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:21 PM   #16
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:29 PM   #17
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The bright side is your own turn can't be far behind.
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Nah, we live fucking forever. I have another 50 years to go.
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:30 PM   #18
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Im only 18 and have lost two of my friends in car accidents already

I had lost two brothers by the time I was 10 (exceptions to the above rule).
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Nah, we live fucking forever. I have another 50 years to go.
Then what ya doing hangin' out with old folks for --



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Old 10-06-2006, 10:09 PM   #20
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and another one: when you were young you was partying all night and when you woke up you looked good - fresh and nice; when you are old - you sleep all night in your bed and you woke up looking awful.... This is old.
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:13 PM   #21
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Then what ya doing hangin' out with old folks for --



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They are younger than me.
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:14 PM   #22
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and another one: when you were young you was partying all night and when you woke up you looked good - fresh and nice; when you are old - you sleep all night in your bed and you woke up looking awful.... This is old.

Speak for yourself baby.
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:20 PM   #23
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They are younger than me.
So sadly they die --

But mannequins are forever --





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Old 10-06-2006, 10:39 PM   #24
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nah man, that shits all your life, not just old age

im 21 now, and in the last 6 years (since i was 15) i had 5 family members (including my father) and around 10 of my closest friends die...
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