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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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The primary drawback of growing older . . .
is that more and more of your friends end up dying.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2006
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yeah, Guess you've lost a few hundred over the centuries ..
very sad
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emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
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lol.......
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: pink adult dreams
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I hope you are not talking about yourself?
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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
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I can name a few others...
- you get closer to dying yourself - impotence - young women think you're a dirty old guy (who's probably impotent) - you start talking about "the old days" - people stop listening to you (because you always talk about the old days) - your favorite band is Led Zeppelin
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LOL, I also find another drawback is that when younger girls flirt with me I get in a tizz wondering whether they are serious or whether they are just doing it for a power trip kind of thing ![]() |
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Retired Curmudgeon
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Hell yeah, youth is wasted on the young!
Friends start dying, and there's a whole bunch of shit that starts happening to your body that never even occurred to you... and that no one ever told you about! Hey, at least you older guys don't get QUITE as much shit for ogling hot young chicks as I (an old broad) would for exhibiting the same sort of interest in some barely legal dude. That's a silver lining, eh? |
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sex dwarf
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Im only 18 and have lost two of my friends in car accidents already
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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lurker
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Thats the truth brother
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CURATOR
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: the attic
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2hpThe bright side is your own turn can't be far behind.
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Crazy Aussie Bastard
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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sorry if you had a loss baddog
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I need a beer
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You feel pain in areas you thought you never had a problem with before
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So Fucking Banned
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Nah, we live fucking forever. I have another 50 years to go. |
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So Fucking Banned
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I had lost two brothers by the time I was 10 (exceptions to the above rule). |
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CURATOR
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2hp
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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and another one: when you were young you was partying all night and when you woke up you looked good - fresh and nice; when you are old - you sleep all night in your bed and you woke up looking awful.... This is old.
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So Fucking Banned
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They are younger than me. |
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So Fucking Banned
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Speak for yourself baby. |
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CURATOR
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2hp
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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nah man, that shits all your life, not just old age
im 21 now, and in the last 6 years (since i was 15) i had 5 family members (including my father) and around 10 of my closest friends die... |
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