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notabook · 10-05-2006, 02:03 PM

Large tits at least

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2021098.html?menu=

Crash victim saved by breast implants

"A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants - which acted as airbags to absorb the impact.

Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the northern city of Ruse.

Despite both cars being written off and the other driver being badly hurt Marinova escaped serious injury thanks to her breast implants, according to the local Standart newspaper.

A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants "absorbed the impact of the crash".

He added: "They worked just like airbags - protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage.

"However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."

I love the double entourage in the sentence at the end... 'However they are not as safe as the real thing' hahaha... he wants you to think he's talking about airbags when compared to fake tits, no no, he's talking about real sweater meat vs. fake tits. I think I could learn to call that police officer friend as we discussed which kind of tits would better protect a woman in a car crash.

squishypimp · 10-05-2006, 02:04 PM

lol maybe we should all get implants then

notabook · 10-05-2006, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp

lol maybe we should all get implants then

Would be a blast at parties

reynold · 10-05-2006, 07:15 PM

Well, I hope surgeons won't think of increasing their rates on silicon implants after that incident.

marketsmart · 10-05-2006, 07:51 PM

well that was lucky

woj · 10-05-2006, 07:53 PM

heh, that's pretty funny..

gr-FX · 10-05-2006, 08:04 PM

how about watching the news being reported on tv...LIVE! lol

Waveu6410 · 10-05-2006, 08:08 PM

Another excuse for getting fake boobs.

pussyluver · 10-05-2006, 08:26 PM

Have a friend that had a similar experience. Doctors attribute her life to her fake boobs after crash. She was driving a minivan at the time.

RedShoe · 10-05-2006, 08:37 PM

"Full frontal" LOL!!!

ungratefulninja · 10-05-2006, 08:39 PM

Now you can try to tell your wife you want her to get implants to help save her life.

madawgz · 10-05-2006, 08:43 PM

those must have been pretty big

Marshal · 10-05-2006, 09:41 PM

why don't we all get fake brains? :D

LiveDose · 10-05-2006, 09:43 PM

haha fuckin' a... Gotta love the fun bags.

rodney25 · 10-05-2006, 10:14 PM

Size does matter sometimes.

pornguy · 10-05-2006, 10:41 PM

funny as hell. Anyone have photos of her?

Swish · 10-05-2006, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

I love the double entourage in the sentence at the end... 'However they are not as safe as the real thing' hahaha... he wants you to think he's talking about airbags when compared to fake tits, no no, he's talking about real sweater meat vs. fake tits. I think I could learn to call that police officer friend as we discussed which kind of tits would better protect a woman in a car crash.

I think you mean "double entendre".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Proof that Tits Save Lives Large tits at least http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2021098.html?menu= Crash victim saved by breast implants "A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants - which acted as airbags to absorb the impact. Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the northern city of Ruse. Despite both cars being written off and the other driver being badly hurt Marinova escaped serious injury thanks to her breast implants, according to the local Standart newspaper. A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants "absorbed the impact of the crash". He added: "They worked just like airbags - protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage. "However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do." I love the double entourage in the sentence at the end... 'However they are not as safe as the real thing' hahaha... he wants you to think he's talking about airbags when compared to fake tits, no no, he's talking about real sweater meat vs. fake tits. I think I could learn to call that police officer friend as we discussed which kind of tits would better protect a woman in a car crash. __________________

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