Proof that Tits Save Lives
 

Large tits at least :1orglaugh


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2021098.html?menu=


Crash victim saved by breast implants

"A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants - which acted as airbags to absorb the impact.

Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the northern city of Ruse.

Despite both cars being written off and the other driver being badly hurt Marinova escaped serious injury thanks to her breast implants, according to the local Standart newspaper.

A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants "absorbed the impact of the crash".

He added: "They worked just like airbags - protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage.

"However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."


I love the double entourage in the sentence at the end... 'However they are not as safe as the real thing' hahaha... he wants you to think he's talking about airbags when compared to fake tits, no no, he's talking about real sweater meat vs. fake tits. I think I could learn to call that police officer friend as we discussed which kind of tits would better protect a woman in a car crash.

lol maybe we should all get implants then :)

Would be a blast at parties :winkwink:

Well, I hope surgeons won't think of increasing their rates on silicon implants after that incident.

well that was lucky :)

heh, that's pretty funny..

how about watching the news being reported on tv...LIVE! lol

Another excuse for getting fake boobs. :)

Have a friend that had a similar experience. Doctors attribute her life to her fake boobs after crash. She was driving a minivan at the time.

"Full frontal" LOL!!!

Now you can try to tell your wife you want her to get implants to help save her life.

those must have been pretty big :1orglaugh

why don't we all get fake brains? :D

haha fuckin' a... Gotta love the fun bags.

Size does matter sometimes. :pimp

funny as hell. Anyone have photos of her?

I think you mean "double entendre". :upsidedow

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre