What's the best way to sneak in a camera to a concert?? - GoFuckYourself.com

Ecksent · 10-05-2006, 08:18 PM

I'm going to see Rhianna and the BEP tomorrow night, and I want to take some pics. Anyone know a good way to sneak in a camera? I have a small Kodak Easyshare camera, but cant figure out how to conceal it. Ideas please.....

wtfent · 10-05-2006, 08:19 PM

Stick it in your ass.

Juilan · 10-05-2006, 08:21 PM

Jock strap, put it in the pouch then take out in the John. But really you think they would care if you brought it?

marketsmart · 10-05-2006, 08:22 PM

put it in your underwear, they shouldnt check there...

squishypimp · 10-05-2006, 08:24 PM

put it in a ballon and swallow it

Love Brokers · 10-05-2006, 08:25 PM

Do you wear a checkered scarf over your dark bearded face and pledged your everlasting your love to Islam?

ungratefulninja · 10-05-2006, 08:26 PM

Three items needed:

1) Zip Loc bag.
2) Camera.
3) Anus.

Ecksent · 10-05-2006, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan

Jock strap, put it in the pouch then take out in the John. But really you think they would care if you brought it?

See, that's the problem I have. I paid for these tickets, so I should be able to take some damn pictures ya know? Its clearly says on the front of the tickets...NO CAMERAS OR RECORDERS. I get the no recorders. But cameras???

Ecksent · 10-05-2006, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Brokers

Do you wear a checkered scarf over your dark bearded face and pledged your everlasting your love to Islam?

What the fuck are you talking about??

10-05-2006, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ungratefulninja

Three items needed:

1) Zip Loc bag.
2) Camera.
3) Anus.

I'd say borrow a camera phone, or sneak it in your underwear !

They tell you not to smoke in the there aswell and it was beyond packed with cops at the g-unit one we went to a couple years ago. PS I came out high as a kite

Chris · 10-05-2006, 08:31 PM

Large but not super large jacket

black

hide in it the sleve of your arm

plently of small cameras that can hold a 1gb card .. set it on medium quality
get a cheap mic hook up
sit in front row

reynold · 10-05-2006, 08:35 PM

Your anus can be the safest hiding place..

abadfish · 10-05-2006, 08:36 PM

I went to a college football game the other day and the girls snuck liquor in between their tits.

Do you have breasts?

Zarathustra · 10-05-2006, 08:38 PM

A fake $100 bill and a handshake

Ecksent · 10-05-2006, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abadfish

I went to a college football game the other day and the girls snuck liquor in between their tits.

Do you have breasts?

We have thought about this. My wife has 36Ds, so I think this is the option we are going to take.

The stick it up you ass comments.......WOW...those were sooooo original. You guys must have a thing for sticking things in you ass. Whatever floats your boats though.

Spunky · 10-05-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Your anus can be the safest hiding place..

I can picture a snoid like you doing that sorta thing

justinsain · 10-05-2006, 10:48 PM

Back in the day it was pretty easy to sneak a camera in to a concert and I've done it many times. I was using a Nikon 35mm film camera with a 200mm lens. I would just stick it under my arm or jacket if it was cool out, and look for a ticket taker that was least likely to notice. Back then they used retired people and no security check.

Once I had the camera out and ready to shoot it was pretty hard to NOT see me. I saw Blondie in concert and sat 4th row center and she kept playing to my camera.

Went and saw the Go Go's one time and made a lot of eye contact with Belinda as well.

The best was Madonna's virgin tour. I got in with my camera and it was standing room only on the ground floor. I squeezed my way to the middle and was able to get a lot of shots. Again I stood way out and Madonna was well aware of me and my camera. During the part where she is in the wedding dress and rolls over on the floor, she rolled over and looked right into my camera. It was amazing. I don't have those shots scanned but here is one I had handy from another part of her show.

Now it's next to impossible to sneak a camera in AND be able to use it. There is no way you could get away with now what I was doing back then. I hope you find a way and post your results

Ecksent · 10-06-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain

Back in the day it was pretty easy to sneak a camera in to a concert and I've done it many times. I was using a Nikon 35mm film camera with a 200mm lens. I would just stick it under my arm or jacket if it was cool out, and look for a ticket taker that was least likely to notice. Back then they used retired people and no security check.

Once I had the camera out and ready to shoot it was pretty hard to NOT see me. I saw Blondie in concert and sat 4th row center and she kept playing to my camera.

Went and saw the Go Go's one time and made a lot of eye contact with Belinda as well.

The best was Madonna's virgin tour. I got in with my camera and it was standing room only on the ground floor. I squeezed my way to the middle and was able to get a lot of shots. Again I stood way out and Madonna was well aware of me and my camera. During the part where she is in the wedding dress and rolls over on the floor, she rolled over and looked right into my camera. It was amazing. I don't have those shots scanned but here is one I had handy from another part of her show.

Now it's next to impossible to sneak a camera in AND be able to use it. There is no way you could get away with now what I was doing back then. I hope you find a way and post your results

We just tried the camera in the bra thing. It works pretty damn well. Now its just actually taking the pictures. Thanks.

Antonio · 10-06-2006, 09:10 AM

up yours

Deej · 10-06-2006, 09:56 AM

most tickets say no cameras, damn near every single one ive gotten, but when you get there, cameras are going off everywhere.

If they are strict though....wear a hoodie...and stick it in your hood draped back on your back and neck. Ive gotten them in that way a few times....and since i havent heard of this line up, im assuming its not that big, and you probly wont be patted down or anything.

just looked over by an old volunteer.

good luck

bdld · 10-06-2006, 12:23 PM

stick it in the crotch, i bet there's a lot of room in there anyway.

Vitasoy · 10-06-2006, 08:52 PM

Up the pooper is your best bet ;)

10-05-2006, 08:18 PM	#1
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10-05-2006, 10:48 PM	#17
justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	Back in the day it was pretty easy to sneak a camera in to a concert and I've done it many times. I was using a Nikon 35mm film camera with a 200mm lens. I would just stick it under my arm or jacket if it was cool out, and look for a ticket taker that was least likely to notice. Back then they used retired people and no security check. Once I had the camera out and ready to shoot it was pretty hard to NOT see me. I saw Blondie in concert and sat 4th row center and she kept playing to my camera. Went and saw the Go Go's one time and made a lot of eye contact with Belinda as well. The best was Madonna's virgin tour. I got in with my camera and it was standing room only on the ground floor. I squeezed my way to the middle and was able to get a lot of shots. Again I stood way out and Madonna was well aware of me and my camera. During the part where she is in the wedding dress and rolls over on the floor, she rolled over and looked right into my camera. It was amazing. I don't have those shots scanned but here is one I had handy from another part of her show. Now it's next to impossible to sneak a camera in AND be able to use it. There is no way you could get away with now what I was doing back then. I hope you find a way and post your results

10-06-2006, 09:10 AM	#19
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10-06-2006, 09:56 AM	#20
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	most tickets say no cameras, damn near every single one ive gotten, but when you get there, cameras are going off everywhere. If they are strict though....wear a hoodie...and stick it in your hood draped back on your back and neck. Ive gotten them in that way a few times....and since i havent heard of this line up, im assuming its not that big, and you probly wont be patted down or anything. just looked over by an old volunteer. good luck __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

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bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	stick it in the crotch, i bet there's a lot of room in there anyway.

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