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10-04-2006, 09:59 AM
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Swearing at work
Swearing at work
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 new and innoative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1. Try Saying: I think you could use more training. Instead Of: You don't know what the fuck you're doing. 2. Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter. Instead Of: She's a ball-busting bitch. 3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late. Instead Of: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? 4. Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible. Instead of: No fucking way. 5. Try Saying: Really? Instead Of: You've got to be shitting me! 6. Try Saying: Perhaps you could check with ... Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a shit. 7. Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project. Instead Of: It's not my fucking problem. 8. Try Saying: That's interesting. Instead Of: What the fuck? 9. Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented. Instead Of: This shit won't work. 10. Try Saying: I'll try to schedule that. Instead Of: Why the fucking hell didn't you tell me sooner? 11. Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues. Instead Of: He's got his head up his ass. 12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir? Instead Of: Eat shit and die. 13. Try Saying: So you weren't happy with it? Instead of: Kiss my ass. 14. Try Saying: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. Instead Of: Fuck it, I'm on salary. 15. Try Saying: I don't think you understand. Instead Of: Shove it up your ass. 16. Try Saying: I love a challenge. Instead Of: This job sucks. 17. Try Saying: You want me to take care of that? Instead Of: Who the hell died and made you boss? 18. Try Saying: He's somewhat insensitive. Instead Of: He's a prick. T thank you. Human Resources
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10-04-2006, 10:04 AM
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Location: Califor
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Nice one
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10-04-2006, 10:18 AM
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LMAO - a good one!
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10-04-2006, 11:13 AM
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nice one
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10-04-2006, 12:01 PM
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LOL....that's fucking good :P
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10-04-2006, 08:09 PM
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Those suggestions are a lot better..
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10-04-2006, 08:18 PM
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LMAO! great suggestions
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10-04-2006, 08:19 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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i love it |
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10-04-2006, 09:41 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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very nice
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10-04-2006, 09:42 PM
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glad i work from home
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Roll that shit, light that shit, 
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10-04-2006, 10:30 PM
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awesome !!!
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10-04-2006, 10:38 PM
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Ryde or Die
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haha so true.
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10-04-2006, 11:07 PM
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I foresee a boring working environment with that suggestion..
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10-04-2006, 11:12 PM
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10-04-2006, 11:15 PM
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10-04-2006, 11:42 PM
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lol, nice list!!!
gonna have it copied and shown to my officemates!
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