Who else will find God this year? - GoFuckYourself.com

BradM · 10-02-2006, 03:02 PM

I want names, not numbers. Who else will fail... I mean find God in this industry before January 1, 2007?

After Shock Media · 10-02-2006, 03:04 PM

Well first may I ask who misplaced god, maybe he doesn't want to be found. After all if he is omnipotent then well he couldn't have gotten lost right?

aico · 10-02-2006, 03:07 PM

I don't know about God, but I see Jesus almost everyday at Subway, he makes a damn good sandwich.

BradM · 10-02-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

I don't know about God, but I see Jesus almost everyday at Subway, he makes a damn good sandwich.

Oh man, ouch.... ooohhhh ouch that was awesome.

Sveindt Beindt · 10-02-2006, 03:12 PM

millions of people has been killed in wars at gods word,so whats the problem in maken porno pics and video

Machete_ · 10-02-2006, 03:13 PM

Me. God damm it im so fucking ready to find God. Please God! find me and make me a used car salesman like Donny - he is my hero. Before I go I need to post some personal info, sucks I dont have a son

fuzebox · 10-02-2006, 03:14 PM

I think he's on to something.

Machete_ · 10-02-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sveindt Beindt

millions of people has been killed in wars at gods word,so whats the problem in maken porno pics and video

Porn is mortal sin. Murder, kids being raped, run over by cars, parents having to see their own kids die - that is just God working in mysterious ways

Damian_Maxcash · 10-02-2006, 03:15 PM

I dont think God wants me to find him.....

He would be hiding in the fridge if he did.

MattO · 10-02-2006, 03:15 PM

As long as I don't find him sleeping in my car like last Xmas.

candyflip · 10-02-2006, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

I don't know about God, but I see Jesus almost everyday at Subway, he makes a damn good sandwich.

He doesn't work at Subway. He's my partner in the deli business. Fucker get's all the chicks and for marketing purposes...we put his name on the awning.

He's in the back right now, doing the dishes.

L-Pink · 10-02-2006, 03:17 PM

Besides guys up for parole?

Aneros Josh · 10-02-2006, 03:18 PM

itto · 10-02-2006, 03:22 PM

man i found him this morning.. he offered me $100 per signup so i got myself a gun and went to school..

Grapesoda · 10-02-2006, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

I want names, not numbers. Who else will fail... I mean find God in this industry before January 1, 2007?

has God been drinking again? gee whiz why is god always lost?

SteveLightspeed · 10-02-2006, 04:49 PM

I talked to God about what I do for a living... and He said, "It's OKAY!"

I'll check with Him again in 2007.

Grapesoda · 10-02-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I talked to God about what I do for a living... and He said, "It's OKAY!"

I'll check with Him again in 2007.

me too!!! but damn his kid sure is pissed about it!

Dirty Dane · 10-02-2006, 05:11 PM

I found Allah

VicD · 10-02-2006, 05:13 PM

What's God?

madawgz · 10-02-2006, 05:13 PM

what god?

for fuck sakes

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Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Me. God damm it im so fucking ready to find God. Please God! find me and make me a used car salesman like Donny - he is my hero. Before I go I need to post some personal info, sucks I dont have a son

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