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BradM 10-02-2006 03:02 PM

Who else will find God this year?
 
I want names, not numbers. Who else will fail... I mean find God in this industry before January 1, 2007?

After Shock Media 10-02-2006 03:04 PM

Well first may I ask who misplaced god, maybe he doesn't want to be found. After all if he is omnipotent then well he couldn't have gotten lost right?

aico 10-02-2006 03:07 PM

I don't know about God, but I see Jesus almost everyday at Subway, he makes a damn good sandwich.

BradM 10-02-2006 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
I don't know about God, but I see Jesus almost everyday at Subway, he makes a damn good sandwich.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Oh man, ouch.... ooohhhh ouch that was awesome.

Sveindt Beindt 10-02-2006 03:12 PM

millions of people has been killed in wars at gods word,so whats the problem in maken porno pics and video :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Machete_ 10-02-2006 03:13 PM

Me. God damm it im so fucking ready to find God. Please God! find me and make me a used car salesman like Donny - he is my hero. Before I go I need to post some personal info, sucks I dont have a son

fuzebox 10-02-2006 03:14 PM

I think he's on to something.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b9...esus_saves.jpg

Machete_ 10-02-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sveindt Beindt
millions of people has been killed in wars at gods word,so whats the problem in maken porno pics and video :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Porn is mortal sin. Murder, kids being raped, run over by cars, parents having to see their own kids die - that is just God working in mysterious ways

Damian_Maxcash 10-02-2006 03:15 PM

I dont think God wants me to find him.....

He would be hiding in the fridge if he did.

MattO 10-02-2006 03:15 PM

As long as I don't find him sleeping in my car like last Xmas.

candyflip 10-02-2006 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
I don't know about God, but I see Jesus almost everyday at Subway, he makes a damn good sandwich.

He doesn't work at Subway. He's my partner in the deli business. Fucker get's all the chicks and for marketing purposes...we put his name on the awning.

He's in the back right now, doing the dishes.

http://www.remyc.com/Jesus_Deli383.jpg

L-Pink 10-02-2006 03:17 PM

Besides guys up for parole?

Aneros Josh 10-02-2006 03:18 PM

http://www.northernsun.com/images/th...9IFoundGod.jpg

itto 10-02-2006 03:22 PM

man i found him this morning.. he offered me $100 per signup so i got myself a gun and went to school..

Grapesoda 10-02-2006 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
I want names, not numbers. Who else will fail... I mean find God in this industry before January 1, 2007?

has God been drinking again? gee whiz why is god always lost?

SteveLightspeed 10-02-2006 04:49 PM

I talked to God about what I do for a living... and He said, "It's OKAY!"

I'll check with Him again in 2007.

Grapesoda 10-02-2006 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed
I talked to God about what I do for a living... and He said, "It's OKAY!"

I'll check with Him again in 2007.

me too!!! but damn his kid sure is pissed about it!

Dirty Dane 10-02-2006 05:11 PM

I found Allah

VicD 10-02-2006 05:13 PM

What's God?

madawgz 10-02-2006 05:13 PM

what god?

for fuck sakes


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