US Supreme Court says dildos illegal inTexas law OK. - GoFuckYourself.com

GatorB · 10-02-2006, 05:37 PM

Ok fucking your horse or 1st cousin is ok. Selling dildos is not.
That's Bush Country for you.

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minusonebit · 10-02-2006, 05:38 PM

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u-Bob · 10-02-2006, 05:40 PM

The Supreme Court refused Monday to consider whether a Texas law making it a crime to promote sex toys shaped like sexual organs is unconstitutional.

An adult bookstore employee in El Paso, Texas, sued the state after his arrest for showing two undercover officers a device shaped like a penis and telling the female officer the device would arouse and gratify her.

The employee, Ignacio Sergio Acosta, says a Texas law outlawing the manufacture, marketing or dissemination of an "obscene device" including those shaped like sex organs is unconstitutional because it prevents individuals from using such devices, violating their right to sexual privacy.

Colorado, Kansas and Louisiana have held such laws unconstitutional, while Georgia, Mississippi and Texas have upheld them, said Acosta's lawyer in urging the Supreme Court to take the case.

An El Paso County court granted Acosta's motion to dismiss a criminal complaint against him, but an appeals court reinstated it, saying the Texas law did not infringe on private sexual behavior.

dougeetx · 10-02-2006, 05:42 PM

WTF have you been? That's been on the books for eons! ....and it's only in Dallas! It's a felony, though, to have 6 dildos in your possession.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-.../?fulltext=938

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After Shock Media · 10-02-2006, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dougeetx

WTF have you been? That's been on the books for eons! ....and it's only in Dallas! It's a felony, though, to have 6 dildos in your possession.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-.../?fulltext=938

Please define "in your possession" cause in my mind, I may pay to see that.

Dirty Dane · 10-02-2006, 05:47 PM

lol @ ......

GatorB · 10-02-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dougeetx

WTF have you been? That's been on the books for eons! ....and it's only in Dallas! It's a felony, though, to have 6 dildos in your possession.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-.../?fulltext=938

Ummmm the Supreme Court decision just came out TODAY, idiot.

sumphatpimp · 10-02-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Please define "in your possession" cause in my mind, I may pay to see that.

me too!!!!!!!!!

KRL · 10-02-2006, 05:50 PM

Most people don't realize . . .

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states.

Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

In Florida, Massachussetts, Montana and Virginia, it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary.

In Oklahoma, pre-marital sex is against the law.

Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal.

In Georgia, sex toys are banned altogether.

Dirty Dane · 10-02-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal.

There can't be many kids there then .. LOL

Webby · 10-02-2006, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dougeetx

It's a felony, though, to have 6 dildos in your possession.

Sheesh... what a load of utter crap even devoting time to thinking about a number of dildos - Gawd protect the public from legislators

Webby · 10-02-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Most people don't realize . . .

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states.

Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

In Florida, Massachussetts, Montana and Virginia, it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary.

In Oklahoma, pre-marital sex is against the law.

Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal.

In Georgia, sex toys are banned altogether.

Na KRL - stop there - It's too absurd

brandadult · 10-02-2006, 06:10 PM

Throwing a toy party is like organized crime to them

madawgz · 10-02-2006, 06:18 PM

Most people don't realize . . .

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states.
.............................

LOL

SmokeyTheBear · 10-02-2006, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

Most people don't realize . . .

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states.

Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

In Florida, Massachussetts, Montana and Virginia, it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary.

In Oklahoma, pre-marital sex is against the law.

Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal.

In Georgia, sex toys are banned altogether.

lol some of those ( or all ) may actually be laws on the books but i wonder how many of those have actually been prosecuted..

SmokeyTheBear · 10-02-2006, 06:27 PM

hmm i wonder where the paris hilton tape was filmed.. that would suck if they found out it was an illegal sex act everyone has been making money from

marketsmart · 10-02-2006, 06:28 PM

what is the world coming to

Pleasurepays · 10-02-2006, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Ok fucking your horse or 1st cousin is ok. Selling dildos is not.
That's Bush Country for you.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...LATE=D EFAULT

you are such a dumb fucking idiot. welcome to democracy. people make laws. if the public does not like those laws, they protest and the laws are rescinded.

what is it about freedom and democracy that you find so offensive?

tell about this perfect utopia where you live that doesn't have stupid laws on the books. please. please help us all. please guide us with your perfect wisdom. please great one, shine your bright beacon of intelligence and wisdom down on us lowly, unworthy idiots.

please

wait... where are you from again?

directfiesta · 10-02-2006, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

Most people don't realize . . .

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states.

Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

In Florida, Massachussetts, Montana and Virginia, it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary.

In Oklahoma, pre-marital sex is against the law.

Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal.

In Georgia, sex toys are banned altogether.

you are joking, right ? ???

really ???? please confirm that this is a joke...!!!!

Pleasurepays · 10-02-2006, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Ummmm the Supreme Court decision just came out TODAY, idiot.

"decision"

the Supreme Court said according to the link that they weren't going to hear the case. they don't teach you fucking hillbillys how the legal system works in Florida?

Pleasurepays · 10-02-2006, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

you are joking, right ? ???

really ???? please confirm that this is a joke...!!!!

yeah... you are another fucking idiot. your pretend shock at laws that are 100;s of years old and never enforced, and no different than bizarre local laws anywhere else in the world... which will lead you your enivitable "bash the USA" bullshit is not going to impress anyone either.

escorpio · 10-02-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

lol some of those ( or all ) may actually be laws on the books but i wonder how many of those have actually been prosecuted..

I'd hate to have to tell my new cell mate I was doing time on an oral sex rap.

notabook · 10-02-2006, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I'd hate to have to tell my new cell mate I was doing time on an oral sex rap.

lmao!
Billy Bob: ?what you in for???
Unlucky Bastard: ?Uh? I ate out a chick. What are you in for??
Billy Bob: ?no shit? I killed a chick and ate her kidneys out too!?
Unlucky Bastard: ?

?

Pleasurepays · 10-02-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

you are joking, right ? ???

really ???? please confirm that this is a joke...!!!!

Dumb Laws in Canada

"If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town."

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 10-02-2006, 07:41 PM

The funny thing is, you can buy sex toys all over the damn place in Texas anyway. 99% of the toys I own were bought locally in DFW. They don't hide, and it's no secret.

NewbieNudes · 10-02-2006, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

Most people don't realize . . .

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states.

Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

In Florida, Massachussetts, Montana and Virginia, it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary.

In Oklahoma, pre-marital sex is against the law.

Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal.

In Georgia, sex toys are banned altogether.

Land of the free ...

directfiesta · 10-02-2006, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

yeah... you are another fucking idiot. your pretend shock at laws that are 100;s of years old and never enforced, and no different than bizarre local laws anywhere else in the world... which will lead you your enivitable "bash the USA" bullshit is not going to impress anyone either.

ate foul meat ?

Bash the USA ... ???? You guys are fucking sick...

BTW, I didn't post those laws .... but I understand that you find them fine ... please wave your flag....

GatorB · 10-02-2006, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

"decision"

the Supreme Court said according to the link that they weren't going to hear the case. they don't teach you fucking hillbillys how the legal system works in Florida?

A) I don't live in Florida

B) Florida is full of YANKEES not hillbillies you idiot

C) Yes the SC isn't going to hear the case so the law STANDS as is. Thus they are saying there is nothing wrong with the law. If they thought there was they would actually hear the case.

donross · 10-02-2006, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

Most people don't realize . . .

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states.

Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

In Florida, Massachussetts, Montana and Virginia, it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary.

In Oklahoma, pre-marital sex is against the law.

Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal.

In Georgia, sex toys are banned altogether.

lol, this is funny..

Pleasurepays · 10-02-2006, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

Yes the SC isn't going to hear the case so the law STANDS as is. Thus they are saying there is nothing wrong with the law. If they thought there was they would actually hear the case.

"yankees" - as someone who has lived in florida for the 6 months that i could stand it, i would say "inbred hillbillies" is a pretty fair characterization of the entire state with the exception of a few cities.

the Supreme Court of the United States is not just a group of guys hanging out in an internet cafe, playing Halo 2. Believe it or not, they are extremely selective about the cases they hear, they are overwhelmed with people trying to have their cases heard and refusing to hear a case isn't an indication of anything.

They simply said they wouldn't hear they case in the highest court of the country.... and being that you are the genius, brilliant GFY legal correspondent and accomplished attorney that you are, i am sure you have no problems at all running down the huge list of what those possible reasons, what thier workload is and what the criteria is that a case must meet for them to even consider it.

in fact, you are so smart you can probably tell us the chance that any particular case (including ones far more important than dildos in texas) might stand. my recollection is that the chance is pretty remote.

so according to your idiotic version of "logic", they condone every single law or case put before them that they refuse to hear.

tell your parents to up your ridilin.

E$_manager · 10-02-2006, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal.

So to make a child you have to go to other state?

directfiesta · 10-02-2006, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie

So to make a child you have to go to other state?

can't : no INTERSTATE fucking!

Webby · 10-02-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

can't : no INTERSTATE fucking!

Phil · 10-02-2006, 08:25 PM

whats new.. here in sex shops they can sell dildos as long as description says "paper weight"

E$_manager · 10-02-2006, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

can't : no INTERSTATE fucking!

Also forbidden. And you keep saying it is a free country...

GatorB · 10-02-2006, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

"yankees" - as someone who has lived in florida for the 6 months that i could stand it, i would say "inbred hillbillies" is a pretty fair characterization of the entire state with the exception of a few cities.

Having had lived in Florida for over a decade I can tell you that most everyone like myself was from up north before moving to Florida. When I was in HS most of the kids were from Illinois, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, or New York. I new of very few southerners or natives of Florida.

Quote:

so according to your idiotic version of "logic", they condone every single law or case put before them that they refuse to hear.

So to use an example, in your "logic" a lie of omission is not in fact a lie? Nice ethics you have.

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tell your parents to up your ridilin.

I'll be 38 in 2 months sonny. I was probally getting laid before you were out of diapers, kiddo.

Martin3 · 10-02-2006, 08:39 PM

That law has been in the books forever. There's still sex shops around. They just have to call their stuff "adult novelties" call it a sex toy and it's illegal

$5 submissions · 10-02-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Please define "in your possession" cause in my mind, I may pay to see that.

LOL I'm sure many people will pay to see a video of such 'possession'

squishypimp · 10-02-2006, 08:52 PM

damn i guess i cant go down and buy my dildo's in Texas anymore

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