Anyone Wonder What Happened To Steven Segal The Martial Arts Star?! - GoFuckYourself.com

GTS Mark · 09-30-2006, 10:24 PM

http://www.casinorama.com/ent_gig.aspx?gid=253

He's playing Casinorama January 1st LMFAO!!!!

Who wants to come with me and heckle the shit out of him??!!

I would give ANYTHING for him to come karate chop me in the throat, or hit me with a pool cue or kick me in the junk.

DH

tony286 · 09-30-2006, 10:25 PM

he is supposed to be a pretty good musician actually

WiredGuy · 09-30-2006, 10:25 PM

hahaha, I can't believe they want $25 to hear him sing the blues!
WG

Alky · 09-30-2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

I would give ANYTHING for him to come karate chop me in the throat, or hit me with a pool cue or kick me in the junk.

and i would give anything to see that

CyberHustler · 09-30-2006, 10:26 PM

i forgot all about that dude... his movies are classic.
My favorite one is Marked for Death.

fallenmuffin · 09-30-2006, 10:30 PM

I guess he is still in demand...

He had 2 projects in 2006 and look whats coming up...
# Prince of Pistols (2007) (in production) .... John Prince
# The Untitled Onion Movie (2006) (in production) .... Cock Puncher
# Enemy of the Unseen (2007) (post-production) .... Steve Parkin
# Attack Force (2006) (V) (completed)

CuriousToyBoy · 09-30-2006, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Alky

and i would give anything to see that

Fizzgig · 09-30-2006, 10:41 PM

I don't like martial arts movies.

UniversalPass Pete · 09-30-2006, 11:03 PM

He got old and fat!

BitAudioVideo · 10-01-2006, 02:12 AM

i thought he was working at krispy kreme

Klen · 10-01-2006, 04:06 AM

His time has passed.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-01-2006, 04:32 AM

he's in the latest Orange wednesdays advert that plays in UK cinemas..sometimes they are the funniest thing about going to the movies

Dveron · 10-01-2006, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

he's in the latest Orange wednesdays advert that plays in UK cinemas..sometimes they are the funniest thing about going to the movies

http://www.virginradio.co.uk/djs_sho...akfast/orange/

That's funny stuff

Sarah_Jayne · 10-01-2006, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dveron

http://www.virginradio.co.uk/djs_sho...akfast/orange/

That's funny stuff

Yup. that's the one. I will see it again tonight when I go to see Children of Men.

notabook · 10-01-2006, 04:56 AM

I hear he converted to Christianity thanks to the kind people at *********.

SinisterStudios · 10-01-2006, 05:30 AM

Steven Segal and star shouldnt be used in the same sentence

yys · 10-01-2006, 05:31 AM

lol what kind of movie is this?

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

I guess he is still in demand...

# The Untitled Onion Movie (2006) (in production) .... Cock Puncher

godisdead · 10-01-2006, 05:40 AM

Steven Seagal is almost as cool as Chuck Norris.

Quagmire · 10-01-2006, 05:51 AM

with his big beer belly I am not so sure he can lift his leg high enough to kick you in the junk.

msan · 10-01-2006, 04:05 PM

I never liked his films. I prefer chuck norris over him.

aico · 10-01-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Fizzgig

I don't like martial arts movies.

Then you'd love his films.

marketsmart · 10-01-2006, 04:12 PM

that guy sucks..

beemk · 10-01-2006, 04:13 PM

count me in

BusterBunny · 10-01-2006, 04:17 PM

van damme dances better

Machete_ · 10-01-2006, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

I guess he is still in demand...

He had 2 projects in 2006 and look whats coming up...
# Prince of Pistols (2007) (in production) .... John Prince
# The Untitled Onion Movie (2006) (in production) .... Cock Puncher
# Enemy of the Unseen (2007) (post-production) .... Steve Parkin
# Attack Force (2006) (V) (completed)

"Cock Puncher" heheh - nice name, hope its fake

fallenmuffin · 10-01-2006, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

"Cock Puncher" heheh - nice name, hope its fake

LOL thats what it says on IMDB http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/

Machete_ · 10-01-2006, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

LOL thats what it says on IMDB http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/

lol, and its Directed by Tom Kuntz

aahahahha http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0392878/

baddog · 10-01-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by yys

lol what kind of movie is this?

It is a cowboy movie about training wild roosters.

L0rdJuni0r · 10-01-2006, 05:46 PM

I think he is a bad mofo... He really can fight just like in his movies. I like his style, so smooth and slick and all of a sudden ur on the ground with both arms broken. lol

69pornlinks · 10-01-2006, 05:48 PM

somewhere eating

CDSmith · 10-01-2006, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

It is a cowboy movie about training wild roosters.

Then it's a good thing they called him "puncher" instead of rider. :D

Shoehorn! · 10-01-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

I would give ANYTHING for him to come karate chop me in the throat, or hit me with a pool cue or kick me in the junk.

I'll do it for cheap.

ImLost · 10-01-2006, 06:18 PM

hes making an energy drink

jelf · 10-01-2006, 06:34 PM

he might be old and bigger but hes still quick as shit!

rodney25 · 10-01-2006, 07:04 PM

I just saw his movie 'Out Of Reach' a couple of days ago. I bet that was the only movie where he's been hit on his balls. lol I can't imagine that miserable look on his face then..

BusterBunny · 10-01-2006, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

lol, and its Directed by Tom Kuntz

aahahahha http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0392878/

AdultX · 10-01-2006, 07:15 PM

JD · 10-01-2006, 07:26 PM

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Shoehorn! · 10-01-2006, 08:18 PM

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