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GTS Mark 09-30-2006 10:24 PM

Anyone Wonder What Happened To Steven Segal The Martial Arts Star?!
 
http://www.casinorama.com/images/ent...7043c5ff12.jpg

http://www.casinorama.com/ent_gig.aspx?gid=253

He's playing Casinorama January 1st LMFAO!!!!

Who wants to come with me and heckle the shit out of him??!!

I would give ANYTHING for him to come karate chop me in the throat, or hit me with a pool cue or kick me in the junk. :1orglaugh

DH

tony286 09-30-2006 10:25 PM

he is supposed to be a pretty good musician actually

WiredGuy 09-30-2006 10:25 PM

hahaha, I can't believe they want $25 to hear him sing the blues!
WG

Alky 09-30-2006 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST
I would give ANYTHING for him to come karate chop me in the throat, or hit me with a pool cue or kick me in the junk. :1orglaugh

and i would give anything to see that :winkwink: :thumbsup

CyberHustler 09-30-2006 10:26 PM

i forgot all about that dude... his movies are classic.
My favorite one is Marked for Death.

fallenmuffin 09-30-2006 10:30 PM

I guess he is still in demand...

He had 2 projects in 2006 and look whats coming up...
# Prince of Pistols (2007) (in production) .... John Prince
# The Untitled Onion Movie (2006) (in production) .... Cock Puncher
# Enemy of the Unseen (2007) (post-production) .... Steve Parkin
# Attack Force (2006) (V) (completed)

CuriousToyBoy 09-30-2006 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
and i would give anything to see that :winkwink: :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fizzgig 09-30-2006 10:41 PM

I don't like martial arts movies.

UniversalPass Pete 09-30-2006 11:03 PM

He got old and fat!:pimp

BitAudioVideo 10-01-2006 02:12 AM

i thought he was working at krispy kreme

Klen 10-01-2006 04:06 AM

His time has passed.

Sarah_Jayne 10-01-2006 04:32 AM

he's in the latest Orange wednesdays advert that plays in UK cinemas..sometimes they are the funniest thing about going to the movies

Dveron 10-01-2006 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
he's in the latest Orange wednesdays advert that plays in UK cinemas..sometimes they are the funniest thing about going to the movies

http://www.virginradio.co.uk/djs_sho...akfast/orange/

That's funny stuff :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 10-01-2006 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dveron

Yup. that's the one. I will see it again tonight when I go to see Children of Men.

notabook 10-01-2006 04:56 AM

I hear he converted to Christianity thanks to the kind people at *********.

SinisterStudios 10-01-2006 05:30 AM

Steven Segal and star shouldnt be used in the same sentence

yys 10-01-2006 05:31 AM

lol what kind of movie is this?

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
I guess he is still in demand...


# The Untitled Onion Movie (2006) (in production) .... Cock Puncher


godisdead 10-01-2006 05:40 AM

Steven Seagal is almost as cool as Chuck Norris.

Quagmire 10-01-2006 05:51 AM

with his big beer belly I am not so sure he can lift his leg high enough to kick you in the junk.

msan 10-01-2006 04:05 PM

I never liked his films. I prefer chuck norris over him.

aico 10-01-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig
I don't like martial arts movies.

Then you'd love his films.

marketsmart 10-01-2006 04:12 PM

that guy sucks..

beemk 10-01-2006 04:13 PM

count me in

BusterBunny 10-01-2006 04:17 PM

van damme dances better:2 cents:

Machete_ 10-01-2006 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
I guess he is still in demand...

He had 2 projects in 2006 and look whats coming up...
# Prince of Pistols (2007) (in production) .... John Prince
# The Untitled Onion Movie (2006) (in production) .... Cock Puncher
# Enemy of the Unseen (2007) (post-production) .... Steve Parkin
# Attack Force (2006) (V) (completed)

"Cock Puncher" heheh - nice name, hope its fake

fallenmuffin 10-01-2006 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk
"Cock Puncher" heheh - nice name, hope its fake

LOL thats what it says on IMDB http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/

Machete_ 10-01-2006 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
LOL thats what it says on IMDB http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/

lol, and its Directed by Tom Kuntz

aahahahha http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0392878/

baddog 10-01-2006 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yys
lol what kind of movie is this?


It is a cowboy movie about training wild roosters.

L0rdJuni0r 10-01-2006 05:46 PM

I think he is a bad mofo... He really can fight just like in his movies. I like his style, so smooth and slick and all of a sudden ur on the ground with both arms broken. lol

69pornlinks 10-01-2006 05:48 PM

http://www.halloween.tm.fr/dessins/rat.jpg somewhere eating :winkwink:

CDSmith 10-01-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
It is a cowboy movie about training wild roosters.

Then it's a good thing they called him "puncher" instead of rider. :D

Shoehorn! 10-01-2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST
I would give ANYTHING for him to come karate chop me in the throat, or hit me with a pool cue or kick me in the junk. :1orglaugh

I'll do it for cheap. :)

ImLost 10-01-2006 06:18 PM

hes making an energy drink

jelf 10-01-2006 06:34 PM

he might be old and bigger but hes still quick as shit!

rodney25 10-01-2006 07:04 PM

I just saw his movie 'Out Of Reach' a couple of days ago. I bet that was the only movie where he's been hit on his balls. lol I can't imagine that miserable look on his face then.. :1orglaugh

BusterBunny 10-01-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk
lol, and its Directed by Tom Kuntz

aahahahha http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0392878/

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AdultX 10-01-2006 07:15 PM

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JD 10-01-2006 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultX

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 10-01-2006 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultX

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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