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Old 09-28-2006, 08:27 PM   #901
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:27 PM   #902
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:28 PM   #903
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:28 PM   #904
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:29 PM   #905
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:31 PM   #906
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One day Superman is really horny and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a beach naked! He gets an idea... "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her powers. So he zooms down and does her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice. All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What the was that!?!". Then the Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:33 PM   #907
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dictater.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pickle and a deer?
A: A dildo.
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:38 PM   #908
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:41 PM   #909
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back.

"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said: "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah... My wife!"
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:48 PM   #910
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:54 PM   #911
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"Okay, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:57 PM   #912
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There were three guy sitting and telling each other the best way they like to have sex. The first guy said, I like to do it sixty-nine. The second guy, said I like to do it doggy-style. The third guy said, well I like to do it bronco style. The to other guys were like what, what the fuck is bronco style. The third guy says, let me tell you what bronco style is, you start out doing it doggy-style then in the middle of doing it you lean down and whisper in her ear; "Your sister likes it this way too", then try and hold on for eight seconds.
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:00 PM   #913
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:00 PM   #914
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:02 PM   #916
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:03 PM   #917
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:03 PM   #918
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:03 PM   #919
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:04 PM   #920
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:05 PM   #921
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http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=660560

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Old 09-28-2006, 09:06 PM   #922
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:06 PM   #923
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:06 PM   #924
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lol paris sure knows how to get her name in the press. Got to give her that.
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:07 PM   #925
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oh yeah, id still hit it, herpe and all.
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:08 PM   #926
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:08 PM   #927
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here's one bump people c ya later ;)
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:09 PM   #928
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so should i take the monitor, or the $1,000
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:10 PM   #929
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:11 PM   #930
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I'd take the monitor. But the $1k would be nice as well.
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:12 PM   #931
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:13 PM   #932
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:13 PM   #933
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I'll just be happy with my 20 for the day so I can buy myself a bigmac for lunch
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:13 PM   #934
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:14 PM   #935
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I'd be worried about that as well. I spend 20 hours a day at the computer sometimes and that might fuck with my eyes
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:14 PM   #937
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:21 PM   #944
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Wow I am nowhere near the right amount of posts to even start posting in here but that ain't stopping me. Good luck guys!
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Hello there ;) fuhkinglou I think it's only for the sig the 2000 posts thingy
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