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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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#901 |
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#902 |
So Fucking Banned
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I'm almost out.
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who all is here?
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Post 18. Only two left.
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#905 |
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ill be there soon
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One day Superman is really horny and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a beach naked! He gets an idea... "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her powers. So he zooms down and does her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice. All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What the was that!?!". Then the Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dictater. Q: What do you get when you cross a pickle and a deer? A: A dildo. |
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#908 |
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one more bump
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back. "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said: "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah... My wife!" |
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#910 |
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slowed down
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"Okay, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!" |
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There were three guy sitting and telling each other the best way they like to have sex. The first guy said, I like to do it sixty-nine. The second guy, said I like to do it doggy-style. The third guy said, well I like to do it bronco style. The to other guys were like what, what the fuck is bronco style. The third guy says, let me tell you what bronco style is, you start out doing it doggy-style then in the middle of doing it you lean down and whisper in her ear; "Your sister likes it this way too", then try and hold on for eight seconds.
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#913 |
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good jokes
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i like to twerk it twerk it
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A new day is here
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o yes sirrrrrrrr
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time for some easy money
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bump for DatingGold
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i like cheese
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#920 |
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cheese is good
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i hate cheese
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#923 |
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This thread is so fast!
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#924 |
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lol paris sure knows how to get her name in the press. Got to give her that.
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oh yeah, id still hit it, herpe and all.
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nothing a trip to the clinic can't fix
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here's one bump people c ya later ;)
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so should i take the monitor, or the $1,000
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I need a beer
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A new day is here
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#930 |
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I'd take the monitor. But the $1k would be nice as well.
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decisions, decisions...
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I need a beer
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That monitor would be awesome but too much on the eyes
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I'll just be happy with my 20 for the day so I can buy myself a bigmac for lunch
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id just use it for movies i suppose
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#935 |
FUKM ALL!
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back 2 the top!
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#936 |
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I'd be worried about that as well. I spend 20 hours a day at the computer sometimes and that might fuck with my eyes
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#937 |
Desire it and have it!!!
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Bumperoo
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booooooooooinggg
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thanks for the bumps
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The monitor is awesome
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my lovely lady bumps
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Well i'm half way done for the day
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do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you maud?
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Wow I am nowhere near the right amount of posts to even start posting in here but that ain't stopping me. Good luck guys!
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Hello there ;) fuhkinglou I think it's only for the sig the 2000 posts thingy
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bump for a $
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Almost time for me to go to bed. I want to get my 20 in before then
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id totally fuck a midget
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number 5
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greetings number 5
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