Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 09-27-2006, 03:14 PM   #1
directfiesta
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
directfiesta's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 29,713
A 10 years ERECTION !!!!!

could have worked in porn ...

Quote:
^bçJudge Dismisses Claim Over Faulty Penile Implant^ébç

September 26, 2006 9:32 p.m. EST

Yvonne Lee -

Providence, RI (AHN) - A judge dismissed a Rhode Island man's claim over a penile implant that caused him to have an erection for 10 years.

The implant manufacturer asked the court to dismiss a judgment that gave Charles "Chick" Lennon $400,000.

Superior Court Judge Edward C. Clifton granted the request, which would amount to $1 million with interest.

National Union Fire Insurance Company argued that because the implant's manufacturer Dacomed Corp. cannot be held liable for the defect, it should not be held accountable either. Dacomed is now out of business.

Lennon's lawyers contend that the Rhode Island Supreme Court approved the award and told the insurer to pay it.

The 68-year-old handyman was implanted with the plastic device in 1996, about two years before Viagra was sold to the public.

Impotent men can position the Dura-II implant upward for sex, and then lower it afterwards.

However, Lennon said he can't move the penis downward because the implant is defective. He told the court this has caused him pain and embarrassment.
... dickie, down now ... I SAID DOWN ....

__________________
I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
directfiesta is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 03:16 PM   #2
squishypimp
PostMaster General
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 10,781
why would anyone want a penile implant and have a hard-on 24/7 lol
__________________
squishypimp is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 03:18 PM   #3
JD
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 22,651
Quote:
Originally Posted by squishypimp
why would anyone want a penile implant and have a hard-on 24/7 lol
you fail at reading. The implant is defective.
JD is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 03:23 PM   #4
Jenny S.
Confirmed User
 
Jenny S.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Europe and SE US
Posts: 582
I know guys that have a hard on all their lives.

It's to short too hang.
__________________
Jenny Seemore
Pornography is the bloody gladiator who stands guard over the First Amendment
Jenny S. is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 03:24 PM   #5
Scott McD
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Scott McD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
Quote:
The 68-year-old
Sorry but that just makes it even more amusing...
__________________


I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

Scott McD is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 03:56 PM   #6
gecko
******
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 21,846
That has to suck.. but on the other side...
__________________
[email protected]
gecko is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 05:04 PM   #7
Overload
Confirmed User
 
Overload's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Beck's City, North Teutonia
Posts: 3,185
lol, we in germany have an odd saying for this (hard to translate)

"lieber so einen sitzen haben das man nicht mehr stehen kann, als so einen stehen haben das man nicht mehr sitzen kann"

"better have one sitting (being drunk) to be no longer able to stand than having a stand (hardon) that you cant sit anymore"

lol ... what defect ? but hey, pretty uncomfy to have a hardon all the time, not ? imagine a full bus or such ... getting sued all the time for sexual herassment aint no fun heh ? :P
__________________
There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.
Overload is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 05:06 PM   #8
MetaMan
I AM WEB 2.0
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 28,682
Quote:
Originally Posted by Overload
"better have one sitting (being drunk) to be no longer able to stand than having a stand (hardon) that you cant sit anymore"


ya itz good
MetaMan is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 06:48 PM   #9
Violetta
Affiliate
 
Violetta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 28,735
oh... that is just as little downtime as webair!
__________________
M&A Queen
Violetta is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 06:51 PM   #10
tony286
lurker
 
tony286's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: atlanta
Posts: 57,021
did he play alot of ring toss to pass the time lol
tony286 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 06:52 PM   #11
BVF
Black Vagina Finder
 
BVF's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 13,975
Quote:
Originally Posted by squishypimp
why would anyone want a penile implant and have a hard-on 24/7 lol
You're fucking illiterate.
__________________

Black Pussy
Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!
BVF is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 06:54 PM   #12
Jace
FBOP Class Of 2013
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: bumfuck, ky
Posts: 35,562
Quote:
Originally Posted by squishypimp
why would anyone want a penile implant and have a hard-on 24/7 lol
omfg you are a total idiot
Jace is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 07:35 PM   #13
Wiggles
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 14,423
fuck that would be so embarassing, i think i'd become a hermit.
__________________
no sig
Wiggles is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 07:43 PM   #14
E$_manager
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: pink adult dreams
Posts: 13,557
Not comfortable, i guess.Though i am not a man but i can imagine
E$_manager is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 08:58 PM   #15
madawgz
8.8.8.8
 
madawgz's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Noordermarkt
Posts: 30,509
thats insane
__________________
TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.
madawgz is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 09-27-2006, 10:06 PM   #16
marketsmart
HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane
Posts: 20,419
stunt cock 101!
marketsmart is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.