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09-27-2006, 01:24 PM
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YP Mexico contradictions, spooky shit, and plain ol? WTF???
CuriousToyBoy ends up in Mexican jail. Not a big surprise one might think. However, he was NOT the one behind bars!!! I?m sure he?ll explain.
NichPay Nader was witnessed to nearly pass out, crawl to his bedroom, slam the door shut and turn the lights off. Five minutes later he is witnessed eating Carniasada wraps and chit-chatting at the middle of the night BBQ. Anyone else have any other stories fall into this category? |
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09-27-2006, 01:25 PM
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hmm...very spooky indeed
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09-27-2006, 01:25 PM
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I've heard there are pics floating around of deraj taking part in a donkey show.
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09-27-2006, 01:26 PM
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Platinum had to be put to sleep... manually.
Deraj wakes up in a pueblo...
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09-27-2006, 01:27 PM
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Mexico is crazy like that. One time I thought I got an STD down there but it was just razor burn from where I shaved around my pubic region. INSANE!
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09-27-2006, 01:27 PM
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Zack from MiniKiss found to be swoodling with IncredibleDollars Scott, and some random hot blonde...
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09-27-2006, 01:27 PM
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Some crazy shit........
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09-27-2006, 01:28 PM
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09-27-2006, 01:28 PM
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Not really spooky...
But I can't believe how short I am. Maybe I should ask Mini-Kiss if they have any openings...  |
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09-27-2006, 01:29 PM
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 I have lots of funny stories............not sure about "spooky" though.  |
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09-27-2006, 01:30 PM
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09-27-2006, 02:36 PM
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Good times! What a roller coaster ride it was |
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09-27-2006, 02:39 PM
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Jason from Funbox got chased and almost eaten by dogs as he decide to stroll through a scrap yard.
I've got the shirt to prove it.... |
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09-27-2006, 02:41 PM
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anyone hear the story of the smurf ass hole?
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09-27-2006, 02:58 PM
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I did!!!Another good one was Incredible Wil attempting to work the Jager Machine. Wil: "Careful, the Jager is warm." (then I flip the ON switch) Me: Ta-da!
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09-27-2006, 03:01 PM
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Jason from Funbox got chased and almost eaten by dogs as he decide to stroll through a scrap yard.
I've got the shirt to prove it.... |
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09-27-2006, 03:02 PM
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09-27-2006, 03:05 PM
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there were more stories from this YP than you would beleive ... such a great weekend.
I'm still waiting for my pics from someone ... |
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09-27-2006, 03:07 PM
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you mean a little stroll down the beach....AND I have yet to see proof there were even dogs, or barb wire...let alone an OASIS!
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09-27-2006, 09:30 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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Zoeee! Too cool! So did his tongue measure up? ;)
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09-27-2006, 09:42 PM
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that's it Im never missing a Yp again Ever!
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09-27-2006, 10:42 PM
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Mexico never happened.
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09-27-2006, 10:49 PM
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I had so many good quotes in mind, I was going to make a thread about them but i seem to only remember 3 now...
Heres one....in the context and moment, it was golden... "The crowd was angry last night..." -Wiseman
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09-27-2006, 10:49 PM
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Oh good!I don't know about spooky, but I hear tell there were some things going "bump" in the night... Blazing Bucks' furniture, DJ Airek... still can't post links - you guys'll have to work for it hehehe |
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09-27-2006, 10:50 PM
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Heres another, left anonymous...
"I feel refreshed today, I think my weenie will work"
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09-27-2006, 10:53 PM
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When Zack....the wee lil diddy doblin....when he was running around naked....I myself was shit faced...I said..
"OMG, a naked midget?!?!?!" so he stops and turns to me and says in a stern voice. "Dont say the M word!" so being shit faced I felt bad and I hugged the naked "little man" yes folks....I hugged the naked midget... one of my YP highlites
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09-27-2006, 11:10 PM
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I have not stopped shaking my head.
Life could not get any weirder. I have the guys panther claw he has worn since he was 10 years old now permanently around my neck from his gratitude - I was blown away just that we got the money back, even less "donations", that would have been enough. Airek crashing the Lightspeed "window"....... BrettJ and the Credit Card cancellation debacle ..... The missing Hummer..... The missing camera..... 5 guys running rampant in Ensanada for 2 days AND they lived to tell about it (if they can remember it) ..... Now if at ANY other show if I (with some able help I might add) had scaled a flagpole and stole a national flag at 3am it might have been news.... In the context of this show, does not rate. I have been freaked out by the whole thing. And this is CuriousToyBoy I am talking about being freaked out.
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09-27-2006, 11:13 PM
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Zoe leading myself, Steve Lightspeed and Baddog on a pitch black "excursion" through the bush and ditches back from the Cantina to the resort after MiniKiss. Doing my little "Cocaine, Peanuts, Hotdogs" vendor impression at the lobster dinner on the kind Mexican belt buckle present y'all gave up for soming so far for the trip, only to run head on into a Nun selling rosary beads. I AM GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL. Fake Nun or not......
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Doing the "CSI Mexico" with the cell phone lights and then borrowing the security guys torch to find the "Diabetes Pill" (err cough cough) that I accidently spat out on the grass ..... Fuck. WAY too much.
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09-28-2006, 02:48 AM
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Ugh.. sounds like I wasn't the ONLY one with "interesting" stories to tell my grandchildren
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09-28-2006, 01:14 PM
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I am not going to mention who said it, but when we came to a toll booth and she asked, "What are autos?"
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09-28-2006, 01:32 PM
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all i have to say about mexico is , if anyone asks if you want to see a donkey show.. its not like a dog show.. its more like "the devil in miss jones" only its a donkey not a devil and only part of him is inside her , but its not a pretty part.
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hahaha.. yeah, i was easily confused at that point. What about the 5 mexican security guys in there taking shots of Jager with us? That was freaking classic.... by the time everyone started getting rowdy, the security was drunk.
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I'll have my pics up shortly.
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they looked something like this.... 
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All we heard was this behind us: "What's wrong with midget? I didn't know. Really, what is so wrong with midget? I swear I didn't know." |
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09-28-2006, 02:24 PM
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This icq with Bob retells my best YP story
[13:26] Ynot Bob: I need you to hire BallZack...he is the new steve lightspeed lollolohahah i love that guy man [13:32] Steve Lightspeed: which one is Zack? [13:34] Ynot Bob: he was the CRAZY NAKED ONE [13:35] Steve Lightspeed: which one wanted to beat my ass? [13:35] Ynot Bob: HAHAH YEAH!lol AHAHHAHA SHIT i forgot about that AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH [13:35] Ynot Bob: i am literally laughing outloud right nwo ahhahaha [13:36] Ynot Bob: that was funny man hahaha from TOUGH GUY to wuss in a lightspeed [13:36] Steve Lightspeed: i don't remember why i said i thought i could take him [13:36] Ynot Bob: hahahahh you were just being tough lol [13:36] Steve Lightspeed: you had to lay across me [13:36] Steve Lightspeed: human shield [13:37] Steve Lightspeed: there is just no way to win in a fight with a midget [13:37] Ynot Bob: you were all no...no...NO NO NO BOB NO HELP BOB NO NO [13:38] Steve Lightspeed: MEDIC!!!! [13:38] Ynot Bob: HAHAHAHAH [13:40] Ynot Bob: bob bob no no No No Bob BOB BOB BBOOOB NO NO OH GOD NO NO NO [13:40] Steve Lightspeed: "I'm sorry, i'm sorry! I love you little guys!!!" [13:40] Ynot Bob: AHAHAHAHHAAH [13:40] Ynot Bob: oh hahahaah shit [13:41] Steve Lightspeed: you were all "Steve, SAY YOU ARE SORRY.... NOW!!!!" [13:41] Steve Lightspeed: See, he's sorry. [13:41] Ynot Bob: HAHAHAHHAAH [13:42] Steve Lightspeed: i was so drunk i'm sure i sounded like dudley moore "ok, I'm vewwy vewry thorry"
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*blink blink* I think my brain exploded. |
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Mark, you rock dude, we just gotta spend more time together. And Marjie ? Well, just what can a man say about one of his future ex-wives ? xoxoxo
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