Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

This icq with Bob retells my best YP story

[13:26] Ynot Bob: I need you to hire BallZack...he is the new steve lightspeed lollolohahah i love that guy man
[13:32] Steve Lightspeed: which one is Zack?
[13:34] Ynot Bob: he was the CRAZY NAKED ONE
[13:35] Steve Lightspeed: which one wanted to beat my ass?
[13:35] Ynot Bob: HAHAH YEAH!lol AHAHHAHA SHIT i forgot about that AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[13:35] Ynot Bob: i am literally laughing outloud right nwo ahhahaha
[13:36] Ynot Bob: that was funny man hahaha from TOUGH GUY to wuss in a lightspeed
[13:36] Steve Lightspeed: i don't remember why i said i thought i could take him
[13:36] Ynot Bob: hahahahh you were just being tough lol
[13:36] Steve Lightspeed: you had to lay across me
[13:36] Steve Lightspeed: human shield
[13:37] Steve Lightspeed: there is just no way to win in a fight with a midget
[13:37] Ynot Bob: you were all no...no...NO NO NO BOB NO HELP BOB NO NO
[13:38] Steve Lightspeed: MEDIC!!!!
[13:38] Ynot Bob: HAHAHAHAH
[13:40] Ynot Bob: bob bob no no No No Bob BOB BOB BBOOOB NO NO OH GOD NO NO NO
[13:40] Steve Lightspeed: "I'm sorry, i'm sorry! I love you little guys!!!"
[13:40] Ynot Bob: AHAHAHAHHAAH
[13:40] Ynot Bob: oh hahahaah shit
[13:41] Steve Lightspeed: you were all "Steve, SAY YOU ARE SORRY.... NOW!!!!"
[13:41] Steve Lightspeed: See, he's sorry.
[13:41] Ynot Bob: HAHAHAHHAAH
[13:42] Steve Lightspeed: i was so drunk i'm sure i sounded like dudley moore "ok, I'm vewwy vewry thorry"