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Old 09-27-2006, 07:59 AM   #1
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Everyone, my wife screamed "I have AIDS", then slammed my breakfast plate on table
as well as other dishes after i came downstares. She stopped talking to me and just ran out the house.

Fucking christ, this is retarded.

I cannot afford this and I'm asking the message board for donations. Fuck I hope she was kidding.
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:00 AM   #2
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:02 AM   #3
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:03 AM   #4
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:03 AM   #5
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now this is a funny thread
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:06 AM   #6
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JESUS CHRIIIIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Folks, I just drove wildly after her on the highway, lost her car, and decided to come back. As I was driving into the garage, I CRASHED THE FUCKING MAZDA RIGHT INTO THE GARAGE DOOR.

HOW AM I GOING TO AFFORD THIS...............
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:06 AM   #7
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now this is a funny thread


Not as funny as the cat ball cancer one.
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:08 AM   #8
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Ooh thanks! Let me set one up real quick like.
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:30 AM   #9
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:40 AM   #10
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:48 AM   #11
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:06 AM   #12
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:08 AM   #13
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sorry about that - she just felt soo goood bareback.



oh -, by the way - she's also pregnant
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:08 AM   #14
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:09 AM   #15
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:09 AM   #16
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sorry about that - she just felt soo goood bareback.



oh -, by the way - she's also pregnant
lol
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:12 AM   #17
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:12 AM   #18
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JESUS CHRIIIIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Folks, I just drove wildly after her on the highway, lost her car, and decided to come back. As I was driving into the garage, I CRASHED THE FUCKING MAZDA RIGHT INTO THE GARAGE DOOR.

HOW AM I GOING TO AFFORD THIS...............

then you ran over to your computer and said I've just got to give a blow by blow account of this on gfy!
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:35 AM   #19
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:51 AM   #20
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:36 PM   #21
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:53 PM   #22
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:19 PM   #23
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Who gave her aids?
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:24 PM   #24
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:26 PM   #25
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:29 PM   #26
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Is it for real?
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:32 PM   #27
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:32 PM   #28
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:39 PM   #29
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Judging by the posts here - this is not a problem for you.
Or you knew?
Or your wife is crazy?
Strange case, i'll tell you.
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:00 PM   #30
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:37 PM   #31
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fake nick ?
where?
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:38 PM   #32
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Old 09-27-2006, 10:57 PM   #33
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Old 09-27-2006, 10:58 PM   #34
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