Everyone, my wife screamed "I have AIDS", then slammed my breakfast plate on table
 

as well as other dishes after i came downstares. She stopped talking to me and just ran out the house.

Fucking christ, this is retarded.

I cannot afford this and I'm asking the message board for donations. Fuck I hope she was kidding.

lol well hello there

Don't be gay Spot. Don't be gay!

http://hankeys.3web.cz/images/southpark/sparky1.gif

Whats your epass addy?

now this is a funny thread

JESUS CHRIIIIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Folks, I just drove wildly after her on the highway, lost her car, and decided to come back. As I was driving into the garage, I CRASHED THE FUCKING MAZDA RIGHT INTO THE GARAGE DOOR.

HOW AM I GOING TO AFFORD THIS...............

Not as funny as the cat ball cancer one. :winkwink:

Ooh thanks! Let me set one up real quick like.

Don't worry about it...HIV is free

Not when you get it from your hooker.

I guess I should have worn a condom

thanks for sharing :)

sorry about that - she just felt soo goood bareback.



oh -, by the way - she's also pregnant

Fuck you!

do you accept debit?

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I like your style....

then you ran over to your computer and said I've just got to give a blow by blow account of this on gfy!

When life gives you AIDS

make LEMONAIDS

shit I fucked her

:1orglaugh !!

You're fucked....

Who gave her aids?

Mwahahaha !! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Is it for real?

Will you accept Canadian?

Will you accept Canadian?

Judging by the posts here - this is not a problem for you.
Or you knew?
Or your wife is crazy?
Strange case, i'll tell you.

fake nick ? :1orglaugh

where?:1orglaugh

aha, i remember that doggy :1orglaugh

paypal sent

I thought the name of the dog was Sparky?

The herpes sore on her lip is from my phat cock in her mouth. =)