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Old 06-27-2002, 01:40 PM   #1
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A funny antecdote I recieved today...

Just thought I'd share this one with ya'll....


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade
especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her
own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.



I thought it was funny.

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Old 06-27-2002, 01:50 PM   #2
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Old 06-27-2002, 01:50 PM   #3
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the last line tops it off
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Old 06-27-2002, 01:51 PM   #4
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Old 06-27-2002, 02:19 PM   #6
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Kool....was posted on GFY last week though
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Old 06-27-2002, 02:30 PM   #7
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Kool....was posted on GFY last week though
ah shit... my bad.
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:12 PM   #8
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still funny!
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Old 06-27-2002, 03:38 PM   #9
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Just thought I'd share this one with ya'll....


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade
especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her
own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.



I thought it was funny.

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