New COCAINE Drink get ready drinkable Cocaine - GoFuckYourself.com

Xenophage · 09-22-2006, 11:45 AM

http://drinkcocaine.com/

http://drinkcocaine.com/images/lay_r2_c11.jpg

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2459718&page=1

squishypimp · 09-22-2006, 11:46 AM

lol is this forreal?

SinisterStudios · 09-22-2006, 11:48 AM

Almost looks like a Coke can, im sure Coca Cola isnt going to like that design much

SmokeyTheBear · 09-22-2006, 11:53 AM

i have a hard time believing they trademarked the name cocaine... they should sue columbia , and d.a.r.e. .. say they are hurting biz by telling people not to use their product

potter · 09-22-2006, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp

lol is this forreal?

Did you even read the article?

madawgz · 09-22-2006, 11:55 AM

wow, 350% stronger than red bull, what the fuck

Xenophage · 09-22-2006, 11:56 AM

Yeah they just had this on CNBC and Cramer is liek this taste horrid, but if you drink it you will be fucked up hhahahhaha

POTENT is the word they used

Farang · 09-22-2006, 11:58 AM

just another energy drink

Elli · 09-22-2006, 12:02 PM

oh man... I already get the shakes from Diet Rockstar.

munki · 09-22-2006, 12:02 PM

Throat numbing... 350% stronger than red bull, no sugar crash or jitters, and 5-6 hour energy rush... big claims...

How much money do you think these guys will be making from this?

Jace · 09-22-2006, 12:08 PM

there has been one in Columbia for quite some time now, Maxim did a feature on it like 4 months ago

I will have to find it and scan it in, it is made by cocaine manufacturers

Jace · 09-22-2006, 12:10 PM

here you go

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2005/1...-_n_12710.html

the REAL cocaine soda

Jace · 09-22-2006, 12:11 PM

the full article

http://www.csmonitor.com/2005/1222/p04s01-woam.html

MyNameIsNobody · 09-22-2006, 12:18 PM

"The 8.4 fluid ounce energy booster has no actual cocaine in it, but it does contain 280 milligrams of caffeine."

yawn

MikeHawk · 09-22-2006, 12:19 PM

"When Coca-Cola launched the ill-fated New Coke, news accounts said the change in Coke's legendary flavor formula was the first in the company's 99-year history.

But back when Coke got started, the company led the public to believe that the coca shrub--the source of cocaine--provided one of the ingredients, giving consumers that extra lift that we now associate with mirrors, tiny spoons, and rolled-up hundred-dollar bills.

Of course back then cocaine was legal and sold over the counter. So how can Coke say the formula hasn't changed in 99 years? Has cocaine been part of their formula up till now? Or were they misleading the public back in 1886? Did they change the formula when cocaine became illegal?"

bl4h · 09-22-2006, 12:23 PM

Im ready

BusterBunny · 09-22-2006, 12:28 PM

can't wait to dry some out and snort that shit to the dome

Big Red Machine · 09-22-2006, 12:30 PM

I remember awhile back there was supposed to be some Hemp Beer.....I'm holding out for the Opium Pudding.....lol

Nismo · 09-22-2006, 12:36 PM

do you drink it with a straw?

Xenophage · 09-22-2006, 12:38 PM

Here ya go

cant leave my fans hanging

Peaches · 09-22-2006, 12:39 PM

Heck, they're decades behind us Southerners ;)

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/cocaine.asp

pornpf69 · 09-22-2006, 01:00 PM

what the fuck!?

woj · 09-22-2006, 01:03 PM

lame, so it's a drink with a little more caffeine in it? Might as well pop a few caffeine pills, they are available over the counter for a few bucks at any drug store...

BusterBunny · 09-22-2006, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Here ya go

cant leave my fans hanging

brave soul choosing a pic with an open mouth (insert old icq devil head here)

pornpf69 · 09-22-2006, 01:06 PM

what the fuck!?

NickPapageorgio · 09-22-2006, 01:07 PM

Goddamn it my board tracker went off

escorpio · 09-22-2006, 01:29 PM

Those fuckers are gonna make mad cash.

pornguy · 09-22-2006, 01:38 PM

Some people can not wait to kill themselves.

Basic_man · 09-22-2006, 01:57 PM

That's legal? Nice !

thebossxxx · 09-22-2006, 02:11 PM

Good Marketing idea Energy Drink make up a nice % of the beverage market!

Just a little market share could net Millions!

CaptainHowdy · 09-22-2006, 02:14 PM

Coca leaves are completely harmless...

RogerV · 09-22-2006, 02:25 PM

I bet it does well. Because of the Kool factor

Star 69 · 09-22-2006, 02:29 PM

wow that's nice! he-he

PuffSex · 09-22-2006, 03:04 PM

COOOOOOOOOOOLlllllllll

HouseHead · 09-22-2006, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

I remember awhile back there was supposed to be some Hemp Beer.....I'm holding out for the Opium Pudding.....lol

Ever go to The YardHouse? Bar/Restraunt type of place with over 200 Beers on tap.. They sure do have a Hemp Ale.. But it doesnt taste to great..

chaze · 09-22-2006, 03:48 PM

I think coming up with a good energy drink could make u rich.

Definably a fab that's here for at least 10 years or more.

MarkMan · 09-22-2006, 04:12 PM

at really small amounts .. i am sure cocaine is not worse then caffeine..

but i got enough energy without more drugs

caffeine does it for me, i don't even touch red bull and all that crap.

Xenophage · 09-22-2006, 05:11 PM

woooohoooo

Dagwolf · 09-22-2006, 05:19 PM

Jolt cola, anyone?

ImLost · 09-22-2006, 06:00 PM

i gotta pick up a case of this stuff !

grusthumbs · 09-22-2006, 07:03 PM

Yummy

madawgz · 09-22-2006, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody

"The 8.4 fluid ounce energy booster has no actual cocaine in it, but it does contain 280 milligrams of caffeine."

yawn

well what did you expect?

fallenmuffin · 09-22-2006, 07:19 PM

That's pretty interesting..I'll pick one up if I see it at the store. As for the coke thing.. they don't own the color red, lol. And it's gotta be an homage to Coke-Cola seeing as they use to put cocaine in their drinks :/

gecko · 09-22-2006, 07:51 PM

I bet it over takes redbull in sales for a while

E$_manager · 09-22-2006, 08:02 PM

The site is so well designed. It does't remind me of coke, no.

SomeCreep · 09-22-2006, 08:10 PM

What happened to the good old days when you could bye a bottle of coca-cola with cocaine in it for 5 cents a bottle?

Vitasoy · 09-23-2006, 12:20 AM

I need to get my hands on that

shahab6 · 09-23-2006, 12:27 AM

whats the big deal, its just another energy drink

Xenophage · 09-26-2006, 08:27 AM

Cocaine drinks

Fetish Gimp · 09-26-2006, 08:36 AM

Until I see people sucking dick for a can of that drink I ain't impressed.

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Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	Yeah they just had this on CNBC and Cramer is liek this taste horrid, but if you drink it you will be fucked up hhahahhaha POTENT is the word they used

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munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Throat numbing... 350% stronger than red bull, no sugar crash or jitters, and 5-6 hour energy rush... big claims... How much money do you think these guys will be making from this? __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	there has been one in Columbia for quite some time now, Maxim did a feature on it like 4 months ago I will have to find it and scan it in, it is made by cocaine manufacturers

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	here you go http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2005/1...-_n_12710.html the REAL cocaine soda

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	the full article http://www.csmonitor.com/2005/1222/p04s01-woam.html

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