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Xenophage 09-22-2006 11:45 AM

New COCAINE Drink get ready drinkable Cocaine
 
http://drinkcocaine.com/


http://drinkcocaine.com/images/lay_r2_c11.jpg


http://drinkcocaine.com/images/lay_r2_c11.jpg

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/cocainedrink-thumb.jpg


http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2459718&page=1

squishypimp 09-22-2006 11:46 AM

lol is this forreal?

SinisterStudios 09-22-2006 11:48 AM

Almost looks like a Coke can, im sure Coca Cola isnt going to like that design much

SmokeyTheBear 09-22-2006 11:53 AM

i have a hard time believing they trademarked the name cocaine... they should sue columbia , and d.a.r.e. .. say they are hurting biz by telling people not to use their product

potter 09-22-2006 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp
lol is this forreal?

:warning Did you even read the article?

madawgz 09-22-2006 11:55 AM

wow, 350% stronger than red bull, what the fuck

Xenophage 09-22-2006 11:56 AM

Yeah they just had this on CNBC and Cramer is liek this taste horrid, but if you drink it you will be fucked up hhahahhaha

POTENT is the word they used

Farang 09-22-2006 11:58 AM

just another energy drink

Elli 09-22-2006 12:02 PM

oh man... I already get the shakes from Diet Rockstar.

munki 09-22-2006 12:02 PM

Throat numbing... 350% stronger than red bull, no sugar crash or jitters, and 5-6 hour energy rush... big claims...

How much money do you think these guys will be making from this?

Jace 09-22-2006 12:08 PM

there has been one in Columbia for quite some time now, Maxim did a feature on it like 4 months ago

I will have to find it and scan it in, it is made by cocaine manufacturers

Jace 09-22-2006 12:10 PM

here you go

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2005/1...-_n_12710.html

the REAL cocaine soda

Jace 09-22-2006 12:11 PM

the full article

http://www.csmonitor.com/2005/1222/p04s01-woam.html

MyNameIsNobody 09-22-2006 12:18 PM

"The 8.4 fluid ounce energy booster has no actual cocaine in it, but it does contain 280 milligrams of caffeine."


yawn

MikeHawk 09-22-2006 12:19 PM

"When Coca-Cola launched the ill-fated New Coke, news accounts said the change in Coke's legendary flavor formula was the first in the company's 99-year history.

But back when Coke got started, the company led the public to believe that the coca shrub--the source of cocaine--provided one of the ingredients, giving consumers that extra lift that we now associate with mirrors, tiny spoons, and rolled-up hundred-dollar bills.

Of course back then cocaine was legal and sold over the counter. So how can Coke say the formula hasn't changed in 99 years? Has cocaine been part of their formula up till now? Or were they misleading the public back in 1886? Did they change the formula when cocaine became illegal?"

:1orglaugh

bl4h 09-22-2006 12:23 PM

Im ready

BusterBunny 09-22-2006 12:28 PM

....i need pics of lars please insert some in this thread....
 
can't wait to dry some out and snort that shit to the dome:pimp

Big Red Machine 09-22-2006 12:30 PM

I remember awhile back there was supposed to be some Hemp Beer.....I'm holding out for the Opium Pudding.....lol

Nismo 09-22-2006 12:36 PM

do you drink it with a straw?

Xenophage 09-22-2006 12:38 PM

Here ya go

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...p/100_1158.jpg

cant leave my fans hanging

Peaches 09-22-2006 12:39 PM

Heck, they're decades behind us Southerners ;)

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/cocaine.asp

pornpf69 09-22-2006 01:00 PM

what the fuck!?

woj 09-22-2006 01:03 PM

lame, so it's a drink with a little more caffeine in it? Might as well pop a few caffeine pills, they are available over the counter for a few bucks at any drug store...

BusterBunny 09-22-2006 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
Here ya go

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...p/100_1158.jpg

cant leave my fans hanging

brave soul choosing a pic with an open mouth (insert old icq devil head here)

pornpf69 09-22-2006 01:06 PM

what the fuck!?

NickPapageorgio 09-22-2006 01:07 PM

Goddamn it my board tracker went off :(

escorpio 09-22-2006 01:29 PM

Those fuckers are gonna make mad cash.

pornguy 09-22-2006 01:38 PM

Some people can not wait to kill themselves.

Basic_man 09-22-2006 01:57 PM

That's legal? Nice !

thebossxxx 09-22-2006 02:11 PM

Good Marketing idea Energy Drink make up a nice % of the beverage market!

Just a little market share could net Millions!

CaptainHowdy 09-22-2006 02:14 PM

Coca leaves are completely harmless...

RogerV 09-22-2006 02:25 PM

I bet it does well. Because of the Kool factor

Star 69 09-22-2006 02:29 PM

wow that's nice! he-he

PuffSex 09-22-2006 03:04 PM

COOOOOOOOOOOLlllllllll

HouseHead 09-22-2006 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine
I remember awhile back there was supposed to be some Hemp Beer.....I'm holding out for the Opium Pudding.....lol


Ever go to The YardHouse? Bar/Restraunt type of place with over 200 Beers on tap.. They sure do have a Hemp Ale.. But it doesnt taste to great..

chaze 09-22-2006 03:48 PM

I think coming up with a good energy drink could make u rich.

Definably a fab that's here for at least 10 years or more.

MarkMan 09-22-2006 04:12 PM

at really small amounts .. i am sure cocaine is not worse then caffeine..

but i got enough energy without more drugs :)

caffeine does it for me, i don't even touch red bull and all that crap.

Xenophage 09-22-2006 05:11 PM

woooohoooo

Dagwolf 09-22-2006 05:19 PM

Jolt cola, anyone?

ImLost 09-22-2006 06:00 PM

i gotta pick up a case of this stuff !

grusthumbs 09-22-2006 07:03 PM

Yummy :upsidedow

madawgz 09-22-2006 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody
"The 8.4 fluid ounce energy booster has no actual cocaine in it, but it does contain 280 milligrams of caffeine."


yawn

well what did you expect? :1orglaugh

fallenmuffin 09-22-2006 07:19 PM

That's pretty interesting..I'll pick one up if I see it at the store. As for the coke thing.. they don't own the color red, lol. And it's gotta be an homage to Coke-Cola seeing as they use to put cocaine in their drinks :/

gecko 09-22-2006 07:51 PM

I bet it over takes redbull in sales for a while

E$_manager 09-22-2006 08:02 PM

The site is so well designed. It does't remind me of coke, no.

SomeCreep 09-22-2006 08:10 PM

What happened to the good old days when you could bye a bottle of coca-cola with cocaine in it for 5 cents a bottle?

http://cocaine.org/coca-cola/coca-cola.gif

Vitasoy 09-23-2006 12:20 AM

I need to get my hands on that

shahab6 09-23-2006 12:27 AM

whats the big deal, its just another energy drink

Xenophage 09-26-2006 08:27 AM

Cocaine drinks

Fetish Gimp 09-26-2006 08:36 AM

Until I see people sucking dick for a can of that drink I ain't impressed.


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