love to have you and your GF come up for a visit

How did I miss this thread? This will be a long read!
WG

im pretty sure this was Sleazys first GFY post...a mere 11 pages
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...thanks for the hospitality over the years Scott, you're a great friend :)

I know I know, my fault. I've been out of it for the last few weeks. But I did ask a question in the list!
WG

Scott is one of the nicest guy one will meet in his whole life...

I'm truly honored to count him as a friend :thumbsup

Not to many people have been in the tgp biz as long as you..Congrats

Question #101.

Sleazy, do you have any medical advice for people who "accidentally" injur themselves with your business cards?

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Congrats on 100 Ambushes! :thumbsup

Jesus, I've laughed reading the questions, I haven't even started reading the answers yet but can tell this is going to be one fun ass READ!

Love it love it love it!

xoxo
Leslie

Nice interview so far...

Seriously Scott & Jman, that was truly an awesome dysfuntional family time!!! We're soooooo due for ROUND 2!!!

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xoxo
Leslie

i love this picture :thumbsup

46- Pickles or pickle relish. What tastes the best?


pickles. me loves a good pickle when the time is right

A great guy and generous host, very interesting read so far, looking forward to the rest of the answers :thumbsup

Scott, do you still have those metal business cards? :)

I call Shananigan's (probably ain't spelled right) :winkwink:

i have maybe 5 left - havnt used them in 3-4 years now

funny thread

good read!

47- Any advice for a newbie trying to get into this industry?

buy my ads

Im tottaly surprised by the replies. I haven't see this side of Scott. Im impressed.

Ah, I think I still have mine - time to hit Ebay :)

Thank you SO much for the short concise answers - some of these interviews take longer to read than a full set of encyclopedias :thumbsup

They were cool. You probably can't fly with one now though. I remember you gave them out at the Stratosphere dinner a few years back. Good times.

I have two. One is in my desk here, and the other.... well let's just say I have elective surgery scheduled for early next year. :1orglaugh

or get ready to be ambushed :winkwink:

LMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

49- Was your ex-mother-in-law really that bad?

let me tell you some stories. these are just the first few that come to me off the top of my head

first time i met her - i went to shake her hand and she pulled back not wanting to touch me.

went to dinner once before i was married with them - they stopped in on us. we were BROKE at the time and couldn't afford to go out - but they insisted. we told them several times we couldn't afford it - they insisted. we were clear we were broke but they forced it - telling us we had to pay our own way too. (they made in excess of $100K a year). so we did it cause we were forced into it and my ex couldn't say no EVER to her mother. anyway they order some wine and ask if we want some - we say no, we can't afford it - ok. wine comes - they say here - try some - so they pour us a TASTE - a small small amount in a glass each. they drink the rest of the bottle. bill comes - they expect us to pay 1/2 the cost of the bill - we had maybe 1/4 of the cost - we ate VERY little - but they said when you go out you dont' seperate items and you split the bill in 1/2. And demanded it. We didn't eat much that week. i knew then and there i would never like this BITCH.

she wouldn't let me pick my own tux for my wedding.

they knew my parents didn't have much money - the location was ritzy for our wedding and that was their choice so they helped pay for this place. I would have paid for a much cheaper place and actually wanted a more afforadble place - as did my ex wife, but since they wanted it and said they were paying for it for their oldest daughter I said ok. anyway - my parents chip in several thousand over what they can afford to it - what they said they could afford at the begining and they had the gall to beg my parents for more at the wedding. my parents didnt' tell me that till a few years after.

my ex motherinlaw has many brothers and sisters - one family party - and they are all good people - several of her brothers and nephews were talking about mother in laws and who had the worst - they were all telling horror stories. I listened for a bit then cleared my throat. they all stoped dead - looked at me and said "you win" - this was her family and brothers.

she would call me fat and overweight rudly all thet time when my weight got out of controll - and she was a fat battleaxe herself.

I refused to borrow anything from them cause they would charge us.

i usually had new or almost cars - they had 15-20 year old junk. one day at their place I told my ex father in law to take my new car in a snow storm cause he had to go somewhere - high risk - no problem for me. insurance would cover any damage if something happened and it was way safer for him. I would let him drive my new cars any time he wanted. and he did. dozens of times. I'm like that. I never let the things I own own me. didn't bother me at all. so one day they get a new van - a safari - nothign special but new so it's nice i guess- and they pull up and are talking to us and one of the first things my ex-motherin law says is "and YOU can't ever drive it!" to me- i hadn't even asked to drive it - honestly didn't care one way or the other - even her husband was disgusted with her for that remark.


after i was seperated my parents ran into my ex's partents at an auction - my exfatherinlaw went to sit with my parents to say hello - my exmother in law wouldn't come close to them. they were selling everything they had related to the marriage. It was less than a month seperated. My inlaws NEVER called me when I seperated. My parents called my ex several times.


I had a paper proposal to my ex about the settlement. my inlaws saw it and took it to a lawyer saying it was no where near enough - must have cost my ex $20-$30K in legal fees - she ended up getting a lot less, a LOT less. lawyers don't scare me - i scare lawyers.

i can go on for hours about this bitch and how she made my life hell. my ex would never stand up to her for fear her mother would stop loving her - and you know what - she was probally right.

thank GOD i have that fucking BITCH out of my life - 10 years was enough HELL with that witch around.

Great read so far, Ive met with Sleazy only a few times but hes been such a cool guy & of course gotta love the ambushes!!

All the best Sleazy!!!!!

50- Did you and your ex-wife go to a couples counseling BEFORE you got married?

yes we did.

counsilor told my ex she had to stand up to her mother.

i figgured she would and trusted her to.

ex never did ever.

Wow this is a long interview but not a suprise as you have been around so long. Scott it's really been a pleasure getting to know you and hang with you at shows. It's been a great read so far and I can't wait to learn more.

51- So, Captain Titanic, how many boats have you sunk? How many new propellers destroyed?


I ONLY sunk ONE BOAT. well it sunk at the dock when i left it there - bad buy on a used boat 18' crestliner - there was a crack where the moter mounts to the boat and water slowly got in and sunk it 3/4 of the way before we caught it and pumped it out - I sold that boat.

but i tend to go though about 3-4 props a year on my new bayliner speedboat.


my cousin who owns a boat repair shop one day when i came in once too often that month for a new prop called out from behind his desk "ohh captain titanic is back" - and the name stuck.....

i need to get a jet boat - maybe next year - the season is so short here and i only get out a few times a year it's hard to justify a new boat purchase when mine is almost new and works good

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That's seriously rude. Pretty nice of you to have anything to do with her after that. You would have been well within your rights not to.

Awesome interview:thumbsup :thumbsup Congrats Sleazy:thumbsup

Yikes, I thought my ex's mother was bad, but yours takes the cake!

holy shit.

I am so late getting here I have to read to catch up! This ought to be really good!

Damm this is the best interview ever

Wow, really fun read so far. Talk about a Mother-in-law from hell. Ouch.

this was scotty's acquisition during Island Gathering last year.. some kind of 007 gadget watch. :tongue: .... you have way too much money to waste my friend!!!

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Almost half way through!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great read, Scott - interesting history :)

Amazing what a total bitch your mother-in-law was - that shit was barely the tip of the iceberg I bet!

Great Read. I consider you an amazing friend Scott.

We love you too.

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Honestly Scott has been as good to us as we've been to him. He's a great guy and very loyal.

Quick story: The first time I met him he handed over a few hundred dollars to someone to get a SleazyDream tattoo and they did it!

#110: What would your postcount be if it was not reset? (was it reset? why?)

Yes, I know you are only here for sports, but I think you will be the first to cross 10k twice! lol :)